crappuccino

Blend of crap +‎ cappuccino

crappuccino (plural crappuccinos)

1. A very bad cappuccino
   • 2014, Garry Bushell, Face Down:

     He drained the lukewarm dregs of his railway station crappuccino, and watched Womble concocting his morning glass of Fangocur, a revolting volcanic clay mix said to combat halitosis

   • 2018, Stacie Ramey, The Secrets We Bury:

     “We don't have crappuccinos here. Just real coffee. For people who like coffee.”