User:Watch As I Wander

Please, before reading anything on my page, try to keep in mind that I am not an overly serious person, and usually find the funny or ironic side of things.

Will you watch with wonder as I wander through the days?
Will you find me if I stray, far far away?
Will you guide me through my life, as a beacon unto hope?
If you think this is all crap, then please, enjoy the joke.

This user is an advocate of democracy.

This user supports the Anti-globalization movement.

Just say NO to political correctness.

This user supports the Australian Crown.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user wonders how this can be a free country when everything is for sale.

This user's safety and liberty are threatened by all firearms.†

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user supports the Australian Greens.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.