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SchleFaZ
Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten
Genre(Bad) Movies
Created byOliver Kalkofe
Inspired byOliver Kalkofe, Kai Blasberg
Written byOliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten
Screenplay byOliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten
Story byOliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten
Directed bySven Haeusler / Jana König
Presented byOliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten
StarringOliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten
Theme music composerMichael Jackson
Opening theme"Bad"
Country of originGermany
Original languageGerman
No. of seasons11 on Tele 5, 1 (announced) on NITRO
No. of episodes12 (2013 + 2014, 2022; in 2 chapters)
or
16
(in 3 chapters: spring, summer, winter)
10 (announced for autumn 2024)
Production
ProducersOliver Kalkofe, Jörg Strombach
Original release
NetworkTele 5
Release26 July 2013 (2013-07-26)

SchleFaZ [ˈʃleːfat͡s] (Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten) ("The worst movies of all time") is a satirical film series from the German private broadcaster Tele 5. In this series, mainly B-movies, which are characterized by particularly bad workmanship or unintentionally funny ideas, are introduced, commented on and presented by Oliver Kalkofe and Peter Rütten. These films themselves are called Schlefaze.

In 2013, Kalkofe and fellow comedian Peter Rütten created and began hosting the still-running show SchleFaZ on Tele 5, which is loosely based on the format of American TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000. The name "SchleFaZ" is a pun on "GröFaZ" (Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten; roughly, "Greatest field commander of all time"; the German word Feldherr has no exact English equivalent), a derogatory nickname for Adolf Hitler.[1] The title is also a reference to the former slogan of the German TV-Station Kabel 1, which was "Die besten Filme aller Zeiten" (The best movies of all time).

In it, Kalkofe and Rütten present trash films, introduce them with various background information, after every commercial break comment on the plot so far, and in the end summarize upon it, all within a retro-styled studio decorated in reference to the current film they are commenting on. The show has become an instant surprise hit for Tele 5, being the channel's leading show in ratings (with Kalkofe's other show Kalkofes Mattscheibe Rekalked being second), and during broadcasts of the show on Friday nights, the hashtag #schlefaz regularly enters the German Twitter top ten charts, which has prompted German TV Guides and even Tele 5 themselves to adopt the Twitter hashtag as a semi-official name for the show, also used by show hosts Kalkofe and Rütten themselves. Rütten and Kalkofe made an ironic cameo appearance in the 2015 movie Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! and the 2017 movie Sharknado 5: Global Swarming.

Since 2021 a spin-off with the most iconic movies was announced. The series called KulFaZ started in June 2022 with four films and was continued in 2023 with four more films.

On 25 September, Tele 5 announced that it would be discontinuing the format at the end of the year.[2] Kalkofe and Rütten hope for another broadcaster to step in.

"After eleven extremely successful years (...) it is now unfortunately time to say goodbye at the height of success. We are understandably saddened and yet grateful for the many moments of creative madness that we were able to create during this time," Kalkofe and Rütten emphasized in a joint statement. "To our wonderful fans, we promise: The fancy battleship #SchleFaZ will not sink despite everything, but will look for a new home port and continue to sail around the world of bad film live on stage. You Can't Stop the #SchleFaZ!"[3]

After the last movie No. 164 Kalkofe and Rütten presented together with Oliver Schablitzki – Executive Vice President Multichannel from RTL Deutschland -, that the series will continue on NITRO and on Streamingplatform RTL+.[4]


Start

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Oliver Kalkofe, together with Tele-5 station manager Kai Blasberg, developed the concept for the series in 2012. Since the Tele München Gruppe owns a large number of B-movies, e.g. of the production company The Asylum, which had already been broadcast on Tele 5, the idea of presenting them as trash television – in deliberate dissociation from the concepts of other broadcasters – matured. Thus, the title of the programme stands in contrast to the Kabel One slogan "The best films of all time".

The films are presented by the presenters during the broadcast and are provided with biting comments which are then cut in between.[5]

Concept

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During the programme, films are presented which, according to the presenters, are considered particularly bad and therefore deserve special attention. One film is presented per programme and is examined in more detail.

At the beginning of each episode the viewer is prepared for the film by the presenters. Information about the actors, the director and other facts about the film are presented in a humorous way. In addition, a special cocktail is created or presented for each film, whose composition or name has a reference to the film. In connection with this, a drinking game is usually introduced. For example, the audience of the film Sharknado should drink a cocktail every time a flying shark is seen. During the film, pop-ups are used to provide background information on the respective scene or to remind viewers of the drinking game. After the commercial breaks, the presenters ironically discuss particularly prominent scenes of the film. At the end of the film, what has been seen is summarized and a conclusion is given. As the seasons progress, it has become established that Kalkofe is the incorrigible enthusiast who always gives the films an artistic touch, while Rütten plays the constantly pessimistic and disinterested viewer who almost without exception finds the film bad. Yet, the curse "Fickende Hölle! (literally "Fucking Hell!", but unidiomatic in German) has established itself as Rütten's catchphrase.

In 13 German cinemas (as of February 2014) the SchleFaZ series will be shown on the big screen simultaneously with the TV broadcast. The summer episodes of the 3rd season were simultaneously broadcast on Joiz Germany.[6] First films of the series were released on DVD in June 2015.[7]

After the 11th spring season Tele 5 announced the end of SchleFaZ.

Airing data

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Most of the Drinking Game are word plays and/or rhyme in German and therefore make little or no sense in English. So often the link goes to the disambiguation side of a word.

The Cocktail was not translated because of the word play.

Season 1

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No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Title [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
1 1 Supershark Super Shark 2011 Shark Shooter Schluckspecht (Bloody Mary @ Blue Lagoon) every epic shark close-up 2013-07-26
2 2 Der Mann mit der Kugelpeitsche ♣

(The Man with the Bullet Whip)

Il mio nome è Shanghai Joe 1973 Chinese Mouthkick every time, the 'yellow' (Chinese main actor) hero jumps or flies 2013-08-02
3 3 The Throne of Fire Il trono di fuoco 1983 Onan, der Hotel Bar Barbar jeder Vernunft At that time we did not see any good hooks.
Proposal today: Whenever Princess Valkari accuses her brave protector and climber Siegfried of betraying her and wanting to kill her		 2013-08-09
4 4 Piranhas II – Die Rache der Killerfische

(Piranhas II – The Revenge of the Killer Fish)

Killer Fish 1979 Cai-Piranha for each victim 2013-08-16
5 5 Cherry 2000 Cherry 2000 1987 Cherry Cherry Lady every action scene gets us a drink 2013-08-23
6 6 Hasse deinen Nächsten

(Hate your Neighbor)

Odia il prossimo tuo 1968 Shot in the Pants – 2013-08-30
7 7 Battlefield Earth – Kampf um die Erde

(Battlefield Earth – Fight for the Earth)

Battlefield Earth 2000 Beer every laugh is toasted 2013-09-06
8 8 Perry Rhodan – SOS aus dem Weltall

(Perry Rhodan – SOS from Outer Space)

...4...3...2...1...Morte 1967 Perry Rhodan Perioden Plum Punch every time, there's a scary noise or when someone does "science" 2013-09-13
9 9 Orcs – Sie kommen, um uns alle zu töten

(Orcs – They come to kill us all)

Orcs! [1] 2011 Bloody Mordor whenever the word "orcs" is spoken 2013-09-27
10 10 Frogs Frogs 1972 Everglades Surprise every time, a frog is visible in the film (for each missed frog a double shot as a penalty) 2013-10-04
11 11 Sumuru – Die Tochter des Satans

(Sumuru – The Daughter of Satan)

The Million Eyes of Sumuru 1967 Original Sumuru Schlüpferschließer (Mumu-Tsu) every time, men's dignity is destroyed by a woman 2013-10-11
12 12 Mega Piranha Mega Piranha 2010 Orinoco-Knockout (Mega-Cai-Piranha) every time, a Piranha jumps 2013-10-18

♣ also: Knochenbrecher im Wilden Westen (Bone Breaker in the Wild West)

Season 2

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No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
13 1 Sharknado – Genug gesagt!

(Sharknado – Enough said!)

Sharknado 2013 Hai Tai Haiopai every time, a shark flies 2014-01-10
14 2 Blacula Blacula 1972 Bloody Blacky every bite of a vampire 2014-02-07
15 3 Titanic 2 – Die Rückkehr

(Titanic II – The Return)

Titanic II 2010 Iceberg Surprise every bad CGI scene 2014-03-07
16 4 Die sieben Männer der Sumuru

(The seven Men of Sumuru)

The Girl from Rio 1969 Summa Sumuru Clit Sprizz every time, a person is tortured 2014-04-04
17 5 Monster des Grauens greifen an!

(Horror Monsters attack!)

Gezora, Ganime, Kamēba: Kessen! Nankai no Daikaijū 1970 Echs’ on the Beach every time, a monster roars or makes any kind of noise 2014-05-02
18 6 Die schwarzen Zombies von Sugar Hill

(The Black Zombies of Sugar Hill)

Sugar Hill 1974 Voodoo Würgens every new Zombie 2014-06-06
19 7 Zwiebel-Jack räumt auf

(Onion Jack is cleaning up)

Cipolla Colt 1975 Long Onion Ice Tea; Zwie-Bellini; Zwiebel-Bowle every time, Onion-Jack bites into an onion or drinks onion juice 2014-07-11
20 8 Camel Spiders – Angriff der Monsterspinnen

(Camel Spiders – Attack of the Monster Spiders)

Camel Spiders 2011 Solifugae Solifugaa every time, a spider or a person is killed 2014-08-01
21 9 Sharknado 2 Sharknado 2: The Second One 2014 Hai Tai Zwaiopai every time, of a cameo appearance 2014-11-21
22 10 Flotte Teens und heiße Jeans

(Hot Teens and Hot Jeans)

La liceale 1975 Happy Hymen Virgin Buster – 2014-11-28
23 11 Airplane vs. Volcano Airplane vs. Volcano [2] 2014 Lava Lava Liver Burner, Kerosin Sprizzz every time... you want/need a drink (drink at your own will) 2014-12-05
24 12 Dracula jagt Frankenstein

(Dracula hunts Frankenstein)

Los Monstruos del Terror 1970 Team Dracula: Vamp-Eierlikör
Team Frankenstein: Franken-Steinhäger		 every time, a helpless woman screams 2014-12-12

Season 3

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Part of the 3. Season was the special on 29 February 2016 'Tag der Untoten' ("Day of the Undead") with the movies Vampirella and Blacula.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
25 1 Der Hammer

(The Hammer)

No Holds Barred 1989 Alk Hogan every time, Hulk Hogan wears a new, horrible outfit 2015-06-19
26 2 Battle of Los Angeles Battle of Los Angeles 2011 L-Alien Ass Kicker every time, anybody mentions the name "Arnstead" 2015-06-26
27 3 Pudelnackt in Oberbayern

(Poodle naked in Upper Bavaria)

Pudelnackt in Oberbayern [3] 1969 Bajuwarisches Blankbusen bier every time, a naked breast appears 2015-07-03
28 4 Xanadu Xanadu 1980 Olivia-Newton-John-Tra-Volta-Tü-Ta-Taa every time, somebody dance or sing 2015-07-10
29 5 Mega Python vs. Gatoroid Mega Python vs. Gatoroid 2011 Team Python: Mega Pythons Spei-Ing Circus
Team Gator: Batida de Croco		 Team Python: every time, somebody is prey of a python
Team Gator: every time, somebody is prey of an alligator		 2015-07-17
30 6 Der Dampfhammer von Send-Ling

(Send-Ling's Steam Hammer)

Wú Zhāo Shèng Yǒu Zhāo 1979 Kung Fuzzius Screw Driver every time, the ape of the hero appears 2015-07-24
31 7 Supersonic Man Supersonic Man 1979 Vodka Sonic / Super-Power-Pussy-Punch every time, the hero discovers a new super power 2015-07-31
32 8 Thor – Der Allmächtige

(Thor – The Almighty)

Almighty Thor 2011 Balla-Balla-Walhalla-Wurst-Wasser-Woousa – 2015-08-07
33 9 Double Trouble – Warte, bis mein Bruder kommt

(Double Trouble – Wait for my Brothers arrival)

Double Trouble 1992 Doppel-Moppel-Mucki-Schlucki every time, an actor/actress appears, which is more famous than the two main actors 2015-08-14
34 10 Vampirella Vampirella 1996 Blut-Tooth every time, Vampirellas huge decollete is visible 2015-08-21
35 11 Roboter der Sterne

(Robots of the Stars)

Tie Chao Ren [4] 1974 Großer Halluzinator every time, the "magische Ballermann" ("Maha Baron") (the big, red robot) rotates his head 2015-08-28
36 12 Sharknado 3 Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! 2015 Hai Tai Draiopai every time, Fin Shepard (the hero of the movie) kills a shark 2015-09-05
37 13 Knight Rider 2000 Knight Rider 2000 1991 Schlucking For Freedom Berlin Brusthaar Booster every time, the movie get real boring 2015-11-27
38 14 Hentai Kamen Hentai Kamen 2013 Pipi Popo Pöter Punsch every time, Hentai Kamen brings his balls to the face of an enemy (aka. pervers special attack "Golden Powerbomb") 2015-12-04
39 15 Planet der Dinosaurier

(Planet of the Dinosaurs)

Planet of Dinosaurs 1977 48-Hour-Dinosaur-Sour every time, main character Jim gets snotty, smart-arse, and tell everybody, how it's done 2015-12-11
40 16 Snow Sharks Avalanche Sharks 2013 Großer Weißer Kopfabreisser every time, somebody says/mentions "Skuquum" 2015-12-18

Season 4

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In March 2016 Tele 5 announced season 4, which includes twelve movies.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
41 1 Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne

(Music, Music – The School wobbles)

Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne [5] 1970 Mündliche Prüfung (Power-Pauker-Pennen-Wackler) ever time, a cold-served bang returns from the funny young people 2016-07-15
42 2 Arachnoquake Arachnoquake 2012 Karamba, Arachno, ein Whiskey every time, somebody says "Pops" 2016-07-22
43 3 Libero

(Sweeper)

Libero [6] 1973 Außenrist-Spritz-Kaiser-Franz-Fizz every time, men with distinctive sideburns appears 2016-07-29
44 4 Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls 2008 Pain in the Brain-Quatermain every time, somebody breaths, groans or gasps eccentricly; particularly speziell Lady Anna 2016-08-05
45 5 Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda – Kampf der Urzeitgiganten

(Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda – Battle of the Primeval Giants)

Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda 2014 Team Cuda: Barracuda Schluckluder
Team Pussy: Sharktopus Leberschuss		 Team Cuda: every time, a person is prey of the Pterodactylus-Barracuda
Team Pussy: every time, a person is prey of a shark		 2016-08-12
46 6 Dämonen aus dem All

(Demons from Outer Space)

La Morte viene dal pianeta Aytin [7] 1967 Jetzt Yeti Party richtig los – Himalaya Hirnhäcksler every time, "our" Commander Jackson simulates competence with a firm voice and then only tells some hair-raising nonsense 2016-08-19
47 7 Daniel, der Zauberer

(Daniel – The Wizard)

Daniel – Der Zauberer 2004 Coco Loco Küblböck-Cocksucker every time, when the Eggenfeldener protozoon (Daniel) changes his outfit 2016-08-26 ♠
48 8 Metropolis 2000 I nuovi barbari 1982 Apokalypse Lau every time, when you marvel a 'dog rough' stunt in slow-motion 2016-09-02
49 9 Invasion aus dem Innern der Erde

(Invasion from Inside the Earth)

Zhōngguó Chāorén 1975 Hi Ho Hongkong Hirnhaut Hobler every time, when one of the evil 'supermonster' uses a never-seen superpower 2016-09-09
50 10 Ich – Ein Groupie

(I – A Groupie)

Ich – Ein Groupie [8] 1970 Bumskino Billigballerbrühe every time, a naked breast appears 2016-09-16
51 11 Ator II – Der Unbesiegbare

(Ator II – The Invincible)

Ator 2 - L'invincibile Orion 1984 Miles O'Keeffe – Aperitiv (Schiefer Kiefer Zungen-Triefer) every time, when Ator crosses blades with an opponent 2016-09-23
52 12 Der Koloß von Konga

(The Colossus of Konga)

Xīngxīng wáng 1977 Team Monkey: Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong
Team Human: Human Touch & Platsch		 Team Monkey: every time, when main actor "Utam" gets a well-deserved close-up
Team Human: every time, when the extremely stupid so-called "hero" of the movie "Chen Fu" does something totally stupid, senselessly stupid or hair-raisingly wrong		 2016-09-30
53 13 Sharknado 4 Sharknado: The 4th Awakens 2016 Hai Tai Zwaimalzwaiopai every time, when the fun-loving makers of this movie have integrated a subtle parodistic film quote into the movie 2016-12-02
54 14 Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen

(When the awesome Aunts come)

Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen 1970 I'm just a sweet Transvestite am Wörthersee
(Rüttens erster Vorschlag "Der Ilja Richter und sein Henker" wurde von Kalkofe abgelehnt mit der Begründung, dass in der werberelevanten Zielgruppe den Dürrenmatt "keine Sau kennt")		 every time, when the generally predominant image of women in the 70s is eloquently illustrated in the film by chauvinistic-sexist jokes or clumsy assaults 2016-12-09
55 15 Jack Frost – Der eiskalte Killer

(Jack Frost – The Ice Cold Killer)

Jack Frost 1997 Snowball in hell auf ex und zwar schnell every time, Jack Frost works on his day job and makes another victim 2016-12-16
56 16 Santa Claus Santa Claus 1959 Fucking Hell Jingle Bell Santa Slayer every time, when Santa laughs for no reason 2016-12-23

Season 5

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No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
57 1 Hentai Kamen: Abnormal Crisis Hentai Kamen: Abunōmaru Kuraishisu 2016 Koko Kaka Klöten Klopper every time, Hentai Kamen draws his classic King-testicle-collision "directly in the face" or another one of his extremely perverted special attacks 2017-06-30
58 2 Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los

(The Devil is loose in the Jungle)

Crazy Jungle Adventure [de] 1982 Mama-Afrika-Malaria-Maneater every time, our old Ösi-Chaplin Alexander Grill alias "Sammy the steward" verbally fires a mega gag, plays a mega gag or get hit by a gag in return 2017-07-07
59 3 Avengers Grimm Avengers Grimm 2015 Rotnäschen und der böse Alk (aka Red Rülpsing Schluck) every time, the girls nag each other 2017-07-14
60 4 Macho Man Macho Man [9] 1985 René-Weller- Faustpropeller-Fressendeller every time, a never-seen man with a moustache appears 2017-07-21
61 5 Hobgoblins Hobgoblins 1988 Hobgoblin-Hirn-Hornhaut-Heinzelmann for every Hobgoblin that appears 2017-07-28
62 6 Samurai Cop Samurai Cop 1991 Big-Dick-Wonder-Wig-Koma-Kick every time, the wig is visible 2017-08-04
63 7 Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza

(Sunshine Reggae on Ibiza)

Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza 1983 Titten, Sonne, Alte Witza – Heidewitzka auf Ibiza Team Love: every joke about sex and affection
Team Songs: every terrible shit song or vibe Schlager		 2017-08-11
64 8 Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies 2012 Let's make America even greater – Lincoln Zombie-Annihilator! every zombie eliminated 2017-08-18
65 9 Die Brut des Bösen

(The Brood of Evil)

Die Brut des Bösen [10] 1979 Nanu Lanoo Zack Bumm Anders Rum! every time, our chicken-chested hero-stereotype brings own one of his opponents 2017-08-25
66 10 Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf 2015 Team Sharky: Sharktopus Leberschuss!
Team Wolfi: Wolfswal Schädelqual!		 Team Sharky: every victim that is assigned to the murderous shark mutant in the moving Krakenbein ballet skirt
Team Wolfi: every wolfishly random devastation victim		 2017-09-01
67 11 Max und Moritz Reloaded

(Max and Moritz Reloaded)

Max und Moritz Reloaded [11] 2005 Mad Max and Mental Moritz Mass-Murder Molotov-Cocktail every constructed taboo break 2017-09-08
68 12 Star Crash – Sterne im Duell

(Star Crash – Stars in a Duel)

Starcrash 1978 Star Crash Film Trash Brain Smash every time, one of the main characters of the intergalactic spectacle – reveals some new "ability" 2017-09-15
69 13 Sharknado 5: Global Swarming 5harknado: Global Swarming 2017 Hai Tai Haiaiaiaiaiopai Team Fin: every time, when Chief Shark Slasher Fin takes one out
Team Fun: every time, if in the picture a person is eaten, beaten, crushed or otherwise done in a funny way by a shark		 2017-12-01
70 14 Lord of the Elves – Das Zeitalter der Halblinge

(Lord of the Elves – The Age of Halflings)

Clash of the Empires 2012 If there are no fucking Elves – you have to make them up yourselves! every time, when a terribly lifelike monster appears in the picture, which makes our blood freeze in our veins 2017-12-08
71 15 Bigfoot – Die Legende lebt!

(Bigfoot – The Legend Lives!)

Bigfoot 2012 Bigfoot Blaster-Brainfuck Disaster every time, Bigfoot kills a human 2017-12-15
72 16 Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod

(Mister Dynamite – Tomorrow Death will kiss You)

Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod 1967 Dynamit-im-Schritt-Agenten-Sprit every time, a fast zoom and/or hard camera panning one will be poured 2017-12-22

Season 6

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Since all films have a rating of 12 years and up, the broadcast time was brought forward from about 22:15 to 20:15.[9]

The winter season aired the sixth and last part of the Sharknado series.[10]

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
73 1 Spiceworld – Der Film

(Spiceworld – The Movie)

Spice World 1997 Spice Spice Lady auf Ice Ice Baby every time, the Spice Girls sing 2018-04-06
74 2 Der Polyp – Die Bestie mit den Todesarmen

(The Polyp – The Beast with the Arms of Death)

Tentacoli 1977 Kraken – Miracle – Tentacle – Debacle every time, the Kraken attacks anyone or anything 2018-04-13
75 3 Herkules Hercules 1983 Mega-Mucki Muskeltini every time, Hercules uses his magnificent muscles and or a particularly exciting event is shown in slow motion 2018-04-20
76 4 Argoman – Der phantastische Supermann

(Argoman – The fantastic Superman)

Come rubare la corona d'Inghilterra 1967 After Sex Six Hour Nix Power every time, awesome Argoman uses one of his fantastic super powers 2018-04-27
77 5 Die Rückkehr des King Kong

(The Return of King Kong)

Kingu Kongu tai Gojira 1962 Team King Kong: King Kong Ding Dong Sching Schong Bing Bong Sing Along
Team Godzilla: Atom Godzilla Leber-Killer		 Team King Kong: every time, Kong shouts and rumbles
Team Godzilla: every time, Godzilla emits his familiar and beloved monster cry		 2018-08-03
78 6 Strippers vs. Werewolves Strippers vs Werewolves 2012 Lupusreiner 
hundsgemeiner Stripper Ripper! || every time, "2-to-6 window split-screens" and/or "trick and scratch" crossfades || 2018-08-10
79 7 Slugs Slugs, muerte viscosa 1988 Viskos verrotzter Schneckenschleim-Schlotzer every time, an innocent person is verified murdered and the snails munch 2018-08-17
80 8 Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps

(The Death Goddess of the Love Camp)

Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps [12] 1981 Anders ist besser, aber Christian nicht ♦ every time, there is a clearly identifiable, absolutely indisputable exploitation element in the film 2018-08-24
81 9 Saltwater: Atomic Shark Saltwater [13] 2016 Atom-Hai-Way-To-Hell! every time, our anaerobic nuclear waste disposal place wipes out the life of some unfortunate human being 2018-08-31
82 10 Die Insel der Ungeheuer

(The Island of Monsters)

The Food of the Gods 1976 Rat Pack – Ex & Weg (auch bekannt als Ratatouille Huiuiui) every time, we see huge rats, gigantic chickens or other mega-sized monster creatures 2018-09-07
83 11 Sorceress – Die Mächte des Lichts

(Sorceress – The Powers of Light)

Sorceress 1982 Alter Falter Licht-Abschalter every time, anyone talks about the "Two who are One". Or if it's somehow shown how "One is the two" is. 2018-09-14
84 12 Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs Cowboys vs Dinosaurs [14] 2015 Team Cowboy: Dinohasser Feuerwasser
Team Dino: After Hour Dinosaur Cowboy-Aua Sweet & Sour		 Team Cowboy: every time, a cowboy or a human being in general blows out the already long blazing light of life to a dinosaur
Team Dino: every time, a naturally aggressive self-made Sauropoda kills a human		 2018-09-21
85 13 Sharknado 6: The Last One The Last Sharknado: It's About Time 2018 Hai-Tai-Juhu-Endlich-Vorbei-Opai for every time travel or strange anomaly that may be caused by such 2018-11-30
86 14 Gefangene im Weltraum

(Prisoners in Outer Space)

Prison Ship 1986 A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away – Called Fred Olen Ray every time, a woman is involved in a combat 2018-12-07
87 15 Der letzte Lude

(The Last Pimp)

Der letzte Lude [15] 2003 Große Freiheit-Schrittverschwitzter-Geile Meile-Ritzenspritzer! every time, naked skin, erotic or otherwise suggestive St. Pauli-slippery is shown 2018-12-14
88 16 Jack Frost 2 – Die Rache des Killerschneemanns

(Jack Frost 2 – Revenge of the Killer Snowman)

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman 2000 Schnee Ade Karibik Hirnfick! for every rotten assassination by Jack 2018-12-21

♦ also: Anders ist besser (Different is better, slogan of Tele 5)

Season 7

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A Marvel film was presented at the beginning.[11] The film premiered in Hamburg in the presence of the hosts before it was shown on Tele 5 at 10 pm. For the hundredth episode a big live event took place on 28 September 2019, at the Tempodrom in Berlin.[12] The summer season opened on 23 August 2019, with "Plan 9 from Outer Space". This film is often mentioned when people ask for the worst film ever. It already celebrated its premiere in the Schlefaz version at the Filmfest München on 29 June 2019.[13]

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
89 1 Captain America Captain America 1990 Team Hero: Oh Captain, Mein Captain America Hip Hip Hurra
Team Zero: Heidewitzka Herr Kapitän – United States Tatü-Tata		 Team Hero: every time, the fantastic Captain America does something truly heroic (and it won't be little)
Team Zero: if, against all logical expectation, he should accidentally do something stupid or even fail		 2019-04-26
90 2 Nightbeast – Terror aus dem Weltall

(Nightbeast – Terror from Outer Space)

Nightbeast 1982 Alien Annihilator – Nachtbiest-Notfallsanitäter every time, a shot fired from the special, extraterrestrial laser gun or a conventional, mundane firearm 2019-05-03
91 3 Dragon Crusaders – Im Reich der Kreuzritter und Drachen

(Dragon Crusaders – In the Realm of Crusaders and Dragons)

Dragon Crusaders 2011 Der legendäre Drachenficker-Kreuzritter-Liquor every time, a completely freely created fantasy-mythical creature is in the picture 2019-05-10
92 4 Der Mann mit den zwei Köpfen

(The Man with two Heads)

The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant 1971 Southern Discomfort Doppeldecker Kürbis-Cracker every time at a exploitative representation 2019-05-17
93 5 Plan 9 aus dem Weltall

(Plan 9 from Outer Space)

Plan 9 from Outer Space 1959 Champagne, the best the cellar has to offer, from the finest crystal, or the original Ed Wood version: Lukewarm tap water from a plastic cup, even used every time, a real "Ed Wood moment", in which his very special vision of film art comes clear 2019-08-23
94 6 Dirndljagd am Kilimandscharo

(Dirndl Hunt on Kilimanjaro)

Das verrückte Strandhotel [16] 1983 Bumsi-Bumsi-Hahaha-Schnackselspaß in Kenia – Fick for Fun mit Marischka every time, when we have to watch something sensual-stimulating or hear something connoted in a cheerfully erotic way 2019-08-30
95 7 Die fliegenden Feuerstühle

(The Flying Fire Chairs)

Zhui sha [17] 1973 Yamaha-Yamah-Soul-Happy-Hongkong-Punch-Bowl every shitty kick in a shitty fight 2019-09-06
96 8 Evil Toons – Flotte Teens im Geisterhaus

(Evil Toons – Hot Teens in the Haunted house)

Evil Toons 1992 Looney-Tuney-Bampalooney-Balla-Balla-Brägenknaller whenever we are treated to a chauvinistically beautiful view of an uncovered female breast landscape in the best 90s video cassette pause button press manner 2019-09-13
97 9 Atomic Hero The Toxic Avenger 1984 Tromaville-Overkill-Rächerbecher every time, a Splatter, Gore, Hyperbrutalo or even disgusting scene is presented 2019-09-20
98 10 Hausfrauen-Report 3: Alle Jahre wieder – wenn aus blutjungen Mädchen blutjunge Hausfrauen werden

(Housewives Report 3: Every year – when very young girls become very young housewives)

Hausfrauen-Report 3: Alle Jahre wieder – wenn aus blutjungen Mädchen blutjunge Hausfrauen werden [18] 1972 Woman in Chains every time, when a pitiable housewife (Hausfrau) feels unloved, unhappy, or inexplicably dissatisfied with the overall situation 2019-09-27
99 11 Laserkill – Todesstrahlen aus dem All

(Laserkill – Death Rays from Outer Space)

Laserblast 1978 Free Billy Silly Killy-Master Blaster Disaster for any fiery explosion or explosive fire caused by direct or indirect laser blast gun impact 2019-10-04
100 12 Drei Engel auf der Todesinsel

(Three Angels on the Island of Death)

The Lost Empire 1985 Mach-Mich-Nasser-Tausendsassa-Hundertwasser at every typical 'Now that's what I call SchleFaZ' moment, that is, at everything that you could never experience in a really good film, but only here with us 2019-10-11
101 13 The Bees – Operation Todesstachel

(The Bees – Operation Death Sting)

The Bees 1978 Let it Bee every time, if one or more bees can be seen in the film 2019-11-29
102 14 Santa's Slay – Blutige Weihnachten

(Santa's Slay – Bloody Christmas)

Santa's Slay 2005 We Wish You a Deadly Christmas and a Bag Full of Fear every time, the "Red-White" kills innocent people in an announced amusing way 2019-12-06
103 15 Die neuen Abenteuer des Herkules

(The New Adventures of Hercules)

Le avventure dell'incredibile Ercole 1985 Ob Herkules, ob Fraukules – Im Olymp herrscht immer Stress every time, a god, goddess, mythical creature or spiritual name is mentioned 2019-12-13
104 16 6-Headed Shark Attack 6-Headed Shark Attack [19] 2018 Six Shooter-Schädelfluter every time, anyone is arguing or squabbling with anyone anywhere 2019-12-20

Season 8

[edit]

For the first time the spring season includes six movies. The summer season includes also six movies, the final in winter has four more.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
105 1 Troll 2 Troll 2 1990 Grün Gefickter Hirn-Trollator every time, green slime appears, green sauce, green wobble or any other green liquid in whatever consistency 2020-04-24
106 2 Das rote Phantom schlägt zu

(The Red Phantom Strikes)

Superargo contro Diabolikus 1966 Superagro-Grenzdebilish-Extra-Grobmotorisch (in the tradition of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) for every James Bond quote 2020-05-01
107 3 Ator – Herr des Feuers

(Ator – Lord of Fire)

Ator l'invincibile 1982 The Ator-Tur­e Never Stops every time, we see a new piece of fur 2020-05-08
108 4 Trabbi goes to Hollywood Trabbi Goes to Hollywood 1991 Blonder kühler Nasenspüler every time, when birthday blonde and conveyor loudmouth Thomas Gottschalk spices up one of his classic cool phrases from the verbal backhand 2020-05-15
109 5 Tödliche Beute

(Deadly Prey)

Deadly Prey 1987 Rambo in the Bamboo – Stallone Klone to the Bone for every death that our hero Mike Danton causes 2020-05-22
110 6 Der sechste Kontinent

(The Sixth Continent)

At the Earth's Core 1976 Pellucidar-Heihopsassa-Saurier-Tirallala every time, we discover a new fascinating form of primeval flora or fauna that makes our curious explorer heart jump for joy 2020-05-29
111 7 Rock Aliens Voyage of the Rock Aliens 1984 Ora et Zadora – Pia-Colada-Achdumeinliebervada every time, a new song is played 2020-08-14
112 8 Die Mumie des Pharao

(The Mummy of the Pharaoh)

Dawn of the Mummy 1981 Mummy Mia Anti-Fear-Schockverhütungs-Elixier every time, when the blood in our veins threatens to freeze with horror, so with every shock effect 2020-08-21
113 9 Laß jucken, Kumpel

(Let it itch, Buddy)

Laß jucken, Kumpel [20] 1972 Team Love: Love & Romance Koitus – Liebesluder Leberschuss
Team Suff: Bumsbier mit Molle, vergiss doch die Olle		 Team Love: every time, when the physical joining, i.e. the physical expression of love, also known as sexual intercourse, is discussed theoretically or practically
Team Suff: every time, one is tilted in the movie		 2020-08-28
114 10 Angriff der Riesenspinne

(Attack of the Giant Spider)

The Giant Spider Invasion 1975 saftig-süßer Zungenkuss vom Arachne Giganticus every time, the beast injures, destroys, eats and digests 2020-09-04
115 11 Dollman Dollman 1991 Nur 33 Zentimeter – Doch hart als wär's ein Teil von Peter
Cocktail-Drink-Veto-Recht by Kalkofe
Selbstjustiz-Mit-Witz-Spritz-Space-Cop-Shrink-Drink		 every time, if anyone is harmed anywhere by the direct or indirect action of the Dollman 2020-09-11
116 12 Masters of the Universe Masters of the Universe 1987 He-Man-She-Girl-It-Thing-Trink-Ding every time, when the wrinkly bone-face Skeletor gives a command or threat 2020-09-18
117 13 Planet of the Sharks Planet of the Sharks [21] 2016 Hai as a Kite – SchleFaZ Delight – Waterworld Wannabe-Wave Rider ♦ every time, a shark causes a victim 2020-11-27
118 14 R.O.T.O.R. – Die Killer-Maschine

(R.O.T.O.R. – The Killer Machine)

R.O.T.O.R. 1987 Terminator Robo-Motor Law & Order Leber-Rotor ♦ every time, the rough Rotor-RoboCop kills, injures or otherwise uses brutal force 2020-12-04
119 15 Gefangene des Universums

(Prisoners of the Universe)

Prisoners of the Lost Universe 1983 Universeller lichtschneller Multi-Dimensions-Umsteller every time, when the film fully demonstrates its great strengths in the sector "nimble, bright dialog wit" 2020-12-11
120 16 Das Gehirn

(The Brain)

The Brain 1988 Here comes the Brain again – Hypophysen-Beglücker-Frontallappenficker every time, when the evil Brain or one of his hypno-brain hallucinations belonging to him appears, we dump one on the sponge 2020-12-18

The season also included a Halloween special on 31 October 2020, with the films Vampirella (season 3) and The Food of the Gods (season 6).

♦ In the original Version/homepage it is written "Hai as a Knight", but on the movie it was called "Kite"—which gives as the idea how it was meant. Second, in the movie Dr. Shayne Nichols is kite surfing.

♦ See also Rotor syndrome, a liver disease

Season 9

[edit]

On 27 January 2020, it was announced that a ninth season will be aired, beginning in spring.[14] In calendar week 20, shots of new filming for the summer season were published on Twitter.

SchleFaZ 125 will be presented as preview as stream via the net. Special tickets for the event can be bought to interact with Oli and Päter while the film is presented.

The film list was announced on 23 June via Twitter as link to an article.[15] On Twitter, 11 Oct, four scenes for the upcoming winter season were announced and guessed. #ScheißfilmQuartett. "Ach jodel mir doch einen – Strosstrupp Venus bläst zum Angriff!; Roboshark; The Warrior and the Sorceress.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
121 1 Macabra – Die Hand des Teufels

(Macabra – The Hand of the Devil)

Demonoid 1981 Ab die Hände, Wochenende Abra-Macabra – Scheisse-Gelabra every time, the Hand appears 2021-04-09
122 2 America 3000 America 3000 1986 Happy-Doomsday-Tranquilizer-Armageddon-Optimizer every time, somebody speaks in the "post-apocalyptic" language 2021-04-16
123 3 Zombie Nightmare Zombie Nightmare 1987 Leck mich fett, Motörhead – Zombies vor, noch ein Thor ♦ every time, when a new metal song sweetens our ears and our hearts 2021-04-23
124 4 Angel's Höllenkommando

(Angel's Hell Squad)

Hell Squad 1986 Love Me Gender – Ladykracher Strullemacher Team Titty Twister: every time, when the motorcycle lights switch to high beam and the huge bells ring
Team Testo Terror: every time, our heroic hell squad slaughters a macho male bastard in the spirit of the feminist struggle for freedom, or at least gives him a good smack on the face		 2021-04-30
125 5 Disco Godfather Disco Godfather 1979 One-Twenty-Five-Staying-Alive-Godfather-Tucker-Godmotherfucker every time, when we are offered a particularly awesome hairstyle or moustache style creation, or even a particularly cool outfit 2021-08-27
126 6 Sloane – Die Gewalt im Nacken

(Sloane – The Violence in your Neck)

Sloane 1985 Sloane Rider-Testosterone-Provider every time, when someone goes down either knocked out or dead 2021-09-03 ♠
127 7 Time Breaker Get Mean 1975 Get Even Meaner Crystal Meth-Diener every time, if something in the film immediately makes no sense at all, is strange or is otherwise out of the expected western pattern 2021-09-10
128 8 Angriff der Riesenkralle

(Attack of the Giant Claw)

The Giant Claw 1957 Zicke Zacke Vogelkacke every time, if a clear budget shortage is recognizable and quality has been unmistakably grabbed into the cheap trick box 2021-09-17
129 9 Das Söldnerkommando

(The Mercenary Squad)

Kill Squad 1982 Ommenhauer Scheitelzieher every time, another fight victim appears begging to have the face plowed up 2021-09-24
130 10 Kampf um die 5. Galaxis

(Battle for the 5th Galaxy)

L'umanoide 1979 Galaktisch praktisch guter Hirnanhangdrüsenfluter every time, anything in the film is obviously and undoubtedly copied from Star Wars 2021-10-01
131 11 Rise of the Animals – Mensch vs. Biest

(Rise of the Animals – Human vs. Beast)

Rise of the Animals [22] 2011 No Tears for Fears cause of Pets, Bears or Deers – Cheers every time, the computer animates an animal or a lifelike animal puppet teaches us the fear, uh, teach 2021-10-08
132 12 Liebesgrüße aus Fernost

(From the Far East with Love)

Wonder Women 1973 Manilla-Vanilla-Ladykilla every time, women talk about banging we will raise the drink 2021-10-15
133 13 Roboshark Roboshark 2015 Triple SMS Social Media Shark – Sauf's-mir-schön-Scheißfilm-Modifizierungsschluck every time, somebody is tweeting, texting or otherwise messing around on the internet and social media in the film 2021-11-19
134 14 Sadomona – Insel der teuflischen Frauen

(Sadomona – Island of the devilish women)

Policewomen 1974 Anti Prison Breaker Pro Feminism Faker Policewomen Peacemaker every time, women hit other people 2021-11-26
135 15 Der Krieger und die Hexe

(The Warrior and the Witch)

The Warrior and the Sorceress [23] 1984 Fantasy with Dignity aka Naked Breasts and Sorcery aka Magical Mystery Mindblower every time, an interesting and/or dramaturgical feature that you wouldn't have expected in such a way 2021-12-03
136 16 Ach jodel mir noch einen

(Oh yodel me one more)

Ach jodel mir noch einen [24] 1974 Jodel Dodel Rumsbums Reibstoff every time, when sex and erotic are thematised in a subtly humorous way 2021-12-10

♦ also Tor (German) = goal in association football (de) and Thor

♠ World TV premiere of this movie

Season 10

[edit]

The season in 2022 was announced on Twitter at 0:50 am on New Year. The tenth season starts at March, 18 with Super Mario Bros, Slavegirls, Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare and the Action-Horror-Thriller Grizzly II.

The return for the summer season was announced the day after the last spring movie was broadcast.[16] Four moderations where shot in Mai.[17] On 13 July the start was announced on 9 September.[18] From footage of the shooting this movies were guessed:[19]

  • Gib Gas – Ich will Spaß! (1983)
  • It Happened at Lakewood Manor (1977)
  • Il boia scarlatto (Bloody Pit of Horror) (1965)
  • The Norseman (1978)

On 29 July the eight movies have been promoted by Oliver Kalkofe on Twitter:[20]

There will be no winter season because of the Football World Cup in Qatar from 21 November – 18 December. The autumn season will have eight movies.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
137 1 Super Mario Bros. (film) Super Mario Bros. 1993 Hoskins Hopper Klempner Klopper ♦ every time, when things get really absurd or our own internal film logic is destroyed; so at every reference to the video game... at every heroic deed of the Mario brothers... at every momentary knotting of the logic threads... 2022-03-18
138 2 Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare

(In the Presence of Hell)

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare 1987 We're Proud To Sell Your Brainfuck-Ticket To Hell every time, an obvious "full" image, er... filler image and with every point of view shot! Rock on 2022-03-25
139 3 Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity

(Raiders of the lost Galaxy)

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity 1987 Infinity Insanity Cause of a Missing Galaxy-Immediately Security Slammer! every time, when dialogues surprise us either by enormous profundity or triviality; it counts both the banal platitude, exorbitantly significant or also matters of the completely obvious 2022-04-01
140 4 Grizzly II: Revenge Grizzly II: The Predator[21] 2020 Dom Bärignon! ♥ every time, when so-called stock footage is used – that is modern footage that actually has nothing to do with the original filmgame 2022-04-08 ♠
141 5 Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca

(Shark Alarm on Mallorca)

Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca [25] 2004 Malle-Möller-Haifisch-Böller every time, too much kitsch and soapiness is used 2022-09-09
142 6 Die Barbaren

(The Barbarians)

The Barbarians 1987 Anabol-stereoide Frozen-Barbaritaℳ -Sympathomimetika every time, when – in addition to all the brutal barbarity -, comedy, jokes and pranks also have a rendezvous 2022-09-16
143 7 Kara Murat – Sein Kung-fu ist tödlich ♣

(Kara Murat – His kung fu is lethal )

Kara Murat: Seyh Gaffar'a Karsi 1976 Mental Oriental aka Kung Fu Kicker Kleinhirn Ficker every time, when Kara Murat in battle pulls a never-before-seen weapon out of thin air or executes a jump with artistic precision 2022-09-23
144 8 Creatures from the Abyss Plankton 1994 Fis-Disser-Logic Dissmisser-Abysser-Ass-Kisser every time, when there is a POV camera shot from a monster's perspective 2022-09-30
145 9 Das Schreckensschloß des scharlachroten Henkers[22]

(The Terrors Castle of the Scarlet Executioner)

Il boia scarlatto 1965 Folterdipolter Scharlachburger Meisterbrand every time, someone is murdered, tortured or it gives you the creeps... 2022-10-07
146 10 Die Nordmänner

(The North Men)

The Norseman 1978 Conquerors Without Brain And Glamour – Fucking Stupid Norseman-Slammer every time, a Viking historical error can be identified in speech or picture 2022-10-14
147 11 In der Gewalt der Riesenameisen

(In the grip of the giant ants)

Empire of the Ants 1977 Put Some Ants in Your Pants And Then Dance, Dance, Dance First half: every time, the broker logo "Dreamland shores" is in sight
Second half: every time, man and giant ant meet in face to face combat		 2022-10-21
148 12 Gib Gas – Ich will Spaß!

(Hit the gas – I want fun!)

Gib Gas - Ich will Spaß! [26] 1983 NDW-Juchhee-Nüchternheit-Adé-Markus-Nena-Leberdehner! every time, Nena rufles her hair or laughs 2022-10-28

♦ translation: whopper – LEO: Übersetzung im Englisch ⇔ Deutsch Wörterbuch

♥ also Bär (German) = bear

♠ World TV premiere of this movie[23]

ℳ also Margarita

♣ aka "Kara Murat – Der Rächer Anatoliens" and other, see https://www.nightmare-horrormovies.de/index.php?thread/13923-kara-murat-der-r%C3%A4cher-anatoliens/

On 23 December 2022, the SchleWaZ (Worst Christmas of all time) Sharknado – Enough said! (2.1) and on 30 December 2022 Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (6.12) was shown as SchleSaZ (Worst New Year's Eve ever).

Season 11

[edit]

On 8 February the SchleFaZ account on Twitter announced the start of shooting of the moderation for the 11th season in calendar week 7.[24] In four days the shooting for the four movies was done.

After showing stills for the movies the Twitter users could guess – and found Megaforce,[25] Beerfest[26] and the 150th will be Tammy and the T-Rex.[27]

In KW 17 for of the summer movies where shown via a picture of the costumes. The films "Barbarian Queen", "Wizards of the Lost Kingdom" were guessed.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
149 1 Carambola – Vier Fäuste schlagen wieder zu

(Carambola – Four fists strike again)

Carambola 1974 Copy & Paste – Oh What A Waste every time, whenever one of the title-giving four fists does its duty and strikes; but beware: only the clenched fist counts – headbutts, boot kick or flat hand do not count! 2023-04-07
150 2 Tammy and the Teenage T-Rex Tammy and the T-Rex 1994 Bloody Tammy
Sexy Rexy		 every time, when the dino "moves" – i.e. the clumsy T-Rex moves in any way worth mentioning, presents us with a new move or otherwise goes into action. Prooooost & Happy 150 – SchleFaaaaaZ! 2023-04-14 ♠
151 3 Megaforce Megaforce 1982 May The Megaforce Be With You – It's The Only Way To Get Through! every time, when no one dies in the film, even though everything imaginable has been was done! 2023-04-21
152 4 Bierfest Beerfest 2006 Weizen helles Kölsch-Pils-Alt, das lecker warm am besten knallt is always to be enjoyed when there is, uh, yes, drinking in the movie 2023-04-28
153 5 Supersound und flotte Sprüche

(Super sound and catchy phrases)

Can't Stop the Music 1980 Can't Stop The Vollsuff – Village People Schluckspecht Schniepel every time, a new actor or actress appears (no extra!) 2023-09-08
154 6 Mutant – Das Grauen im All

(Mutant – The horror in space)

Forbidden World 1982 Wahre Schönheit kommt von innen – Facehugger-Fertilitäts-Fizz! every time, Space Marshal Mike Colby asks a question about the scientific experiments, the nature of the monster or how to deal with it... 2023-09-15
155 7 Ein Königreich vor unserer Zeit

(A kingdom before our time)

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom 1985 Hokus Pokus Fazibus – Brägen schiss und Darmverschluss is to be enjoyed every time, whenever magic is applied, hexed or conjured! 2023-09-22
156 8 Im Reich der Amazonen

(In the realm of the Amazons)

Amazons 1986 Amazons Prime – It's Butt and Boob fest-Time every time, when naked nipples flash teasingly or bare butts whizz across the battlefield!! 2023-09-29
157 9 Tod im Spielzeugland

(Death in toyland)

Dollman vs. Demonic Toys 1993 Klein aber Oho – Steck den Kopf ins Klo! every time, when an act of aggression or violence is carried out on the screen. When it comes to punching and shooting – a drink for peace!
Or also: When others fight or brawl, let's drink for peace! Because instead of murdering and killing, we would rather solder ourselves!		 2023-10-06
158 10 Giganten mit stählernen Fäusten

(Giants with fists of steel)

Deathsport 1978 Nichts ist verziehen, Mr. Carradine – Corman Knockout-Cross! every time, Kaz Oshay becomes angry, cynical, trusting, tender, or Zen-transcendent 2023-10-13
159 11 Beast You! Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 1988 Heisse Feger aus der Schwesternschafts-Verbindung in der Schleimball-Kegel-Arena! every time, when we can celebrate the much quoted fun-party-feeling, which flicks of this kind always deliver, when there is clumsy-sadistic violence, pubertal-sexist humor or simply poodle-naked plump-bums and bare-breasts to laugh at... 2023-10-20
160 12 Yeti – Der Schneemensch kommt

(Yeti – The Snowman Comes)

Yeti – Il gigante del 20° secolo 1977 Himalaya Tiralala – Der Yeti ist für alle da! every time, when the Yeti goes into action angrily or just looks exceptionally stupid – because exceptionally silly facial expressions are also definitely part of his core competence! 2023-10-27 ♆
161 13 Piranha Sharks Piranha Sharks [27] 2017 Hai-Piranha-Caipirinha every time, when a shark, a piranha or piranha shark is seen, in whatever form! 2023-12-01
162 14 Iron Thunder I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle 1990 Norton hört ein Hu – wird zu Nosferatu und saugt dein Blut im Nu! every time, when the Norton (the bike in the film) kills an unfortunate victim. 2023-12-08
163 15 Space Truckers Space Truckers 1996 Er fliegt 'n 30 Tonner Diesel und ist die meiste Zeit im All – Truck Driver-Flüssigurknall! every time, if we are all "supposed" to laugh at this production, which is labeled as a sci-fi comedy 2023-12-15
164 16 Hard Ticket to Hawaii Hard Ticket to Hawaii 1987 Hai-Tai Hai Hawaii !!! last time,... 2023-12-22

♆ also live event in Cologne with both presenters on the Cologne Comedy Festival

On 31 December 2023, the episodes of Hentai Kamen and Kara Murat were rebroadcast.

Season 12

[edit]

Starting next fall, ten new episodes will be shown on NITRO and on the RTL streaming platform RTL+ – there a week before the airing.

On 16 June the first post on X mention the start end of August and showed also two pics of the costumes.

Unbelievable – 10 neue Folgen #SchleFaZ im Kasten!

Ende August geht's los bei @NITRO @RTLplus

The new X hastag #SchleFaZbeiNitro was also established.

Two live events are planned:

29. August in Berlin and 28. October in Duisburg, at which the two hosts will present their comments to "SchlaFaZ" fans.[28][29]


No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 German Film Title
(Literally translated title)		 Original Movie Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[8] Drinking Game Airing date
165 1 S.O.S. Barracuda: Der Tod spielt Roulette


SOS Barracuda: Death plays Roulette

S.O.S. Barracuda: Der Tod spielt Roulette [28] 1999 Barracu-hier, Barracu-da – Ideen sind zum Klauen da every time, when a affectionate homage to another cinema classic is recognized – i.e. when something is stolen somewhere in a bold way 2024-08-30
166 2 Aerobicide Killer Workout 1987 David A. Prior On Fire-Spandextighter Aerobicide-Fighter the cocktail should be taken as a brain-protective antidote to any shock murder or shock sexism 2024-09-06
167 3 A*P*E Kingkongui Daeyeokseub 1976 Gorilla-Kacke Schnullerbacke! every time, when a visually stunning 3D effect enriches our retina! In other words: every imaginary 3D effect makes us take a sip 2024-09-13
168 4 Der Einzelkämpfer


The lone warrior

Death Dimension 1978 Einzelkämpfer Schluck-Schalldämpfer every time, when the lone warrior does the same with fist and foot: If they kick and punch, we will dare to take a nip! 2024-09-20
169 5 Sand Sharks Sand Sharks 2012 Striatolamia Macrota – Niemals war der Hai-Film toter! every time, with every shark victim we have to mourn 2024-09-27
170 6 Future Zone Future Zone 1990 John Tucker-Anti-Brainfucker with every explosion and every shot from a classic 6-shot revolver 2024-10-04
171 7 Die Schreckensmacht der Zombies Shock Waves 1977 Angstbefreiter Schockwellen reiter every time, when people swim, dive, splash, wade, stalk or float around in the water 2024-10-11
172 8 Frankensteins Kung Fu Monster! Shan dian qi shi [29] 1975 Lass es sein, Frankenstein – Halt Dein Maul und schütt ihn rein whenever there is an explosion, usually dusty or sandy, in the picture 2024-10-18
173 9 Octaman – Die Bestie aus der Tiefe Octaman 1971 Tentakel-Debakel im Teich-Trosttequila game 2024-10-25
174 10 Der Gorilla von Soho

The Gorilla of Soho

Der Gorilla von Soho ♆ 1968 cocktail game 2024-11-01


♆ Der Gorilla von Soho is an Edgard Wallace film out of the famous German Rialto Film series.

Specials

[edit]
No Thema Airing date Time
01 Die Reportage (1) – Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen 13 March 2015 25 Min.
02 Die Reportage (2) – Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen 19 June 2015 49 Min.
03 Am Set von Sharknado 3 5 September 2015 50 Min.
04 Die Reportage (3) – Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen 27 November 2015 45 Min.
05 Die ganze beschissene Wahrheit – Zuschauer fragen Olli & Peter 20 September 2019 60 Min.
06 Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen – Eine Schnapsidee wird zum TV-Kult 7 October 2019 10 Min.
07 Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen – Peter, Olli & die schlechten Filme 7 October 2019 10 Min.
08 Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen – Schlechte Filme, üble Drinks und geniale Gags 9 October 2019 15 Min.
09 Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen – Die Kultshow und ihre legendären Fans 10 October 2019 60 Min.
10 Pleiten, Pech und Pannen 27 August 2021 5 Min.
11 Good-Bye #SchleFaZ 31 December 2023 ?

Guests

[edit]

In some episodes special guests appear in different ways.

Commercial success

[edit]

Even though Tele 5 is a small niche broadcaster, the SchleFaZ series is a commercial success. A short list of the average viewing figures shows there exists a fanbase even of the late Friday night airtime.

Date Movie Viewer 14–49 Source
2013-08-16 Piranhas II – Die Rache der Killerfische .27 m (1.8%) .18 m (2.8%) [31]
2013-08-23 Cherry 2000 .22 m (3.2%) .16 m (2.4%) [32][33]
2013-10-18 Mega Piranha .20 m (1.0%) .10 m (1.3%) [34]
2014-01-10 Sharknado – Genug gesagt! .47 m (2.3%) .30 m (3.5%) [35]
2014-11-21 Sharknado – Genug gesagt! (movie only) .51 m (1.6%) ? (2.0%) [36]
2014-11-21 Sharknado 2: The Second One .41 m (2.1%) .21 m (2.6%) [36]
2015-09-05 Sharknado 3 .50 m (2.5%) .29 m (3.9%) [37]
2016-07-22 Arachnoquake .32 m (1.7%) .20 m (2.6%) [38]
2017-07-14 Avengers Grimm .30 m (%) .16 m (3.0%) [39]
2017-12-22 Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod .28 m (1.5%) .18 m (2.8%) [40]
2018-08-24 Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps .40 m (3.4%) ? (6.4%) [41]
2018-12-14 Der letzte Lude .34 m (1.7%) ? (3.3%) [42]
2021-12-11 Ach jodel mir doch einen .31 m (2.6%) ? (3.4%) [43]
2022-04-08 Grizzly 2 .30 m (1.5%) .15 Mio (3.1%) [44]

Trivia

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References

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