User: Ccbermanzzpedia(talk)
Activity: Not nothing Currently Playing: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim; Portal & Portal 2 Currently Reading: Boomerang; ; Cold Bodies; Soulless Planned Movie(s) to watch: Life of Pi; Silver Linings Playbook Status: Not awful http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv247/Ccbermanzzpedia/Vandalsgoaway.png
I'm not so new here. I know a lot about coding, how things go around here, although I'm still learning(never stops eh?) almost daily. I'm an admin/b'crat here, so I can handle all vandals or major concerns here or anywhere else you may find me, typically the shoutbox. I also don't respect people who make jokes at other people's expence, racist statements or anything that is offensive to a group of people, and rudeness. If I catch wind that anyone has done any of those, they will hear about it from me.
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Ccbermanzzpedia– The cake is a lie. --Portal TALK– 01:49, December 14, 2009 (UTC) TimelineMy edits?x?
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My signature: -- C2 / CC 01:49, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
CC, follow these instrucktions very closely. After you have gotten rid of the Twilight in Lanayru Provience, but before you go to the Lakebed Temple, go to Telma's Bar and go through. This is were The Group should be if you remebered properly, and they should be hostile towards you. Write Down What They Say. And put it onto the Resistance pages and all there pages. 20:34, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
^I shall keep this notice as testament to my laziness. It may be the only honest thing on this page. Also, Oasis is terrible on the eyes.-- C2 / CC 04:09, November 23, 2012 (UTC)
My real name shall never be given. I will tell you that I won't tell you anything more.
My real location in the universe shall never spoken about. Thankfully sounds don't come out of my mouth as I type, so I might tell you what state of the USA I'm in if you ask.
I'm not the most serious of serious gamers, but I do play many-a-game and here are a few achievements I am proud of:
I have beaten Twilight Princess about a good bakers-dozen(13) times.
I've beaten Mass Effect as both a Paragon and Renegade on Hard.
I've beaten Mass Effect 2 as a Paragon twice on Hard and once as a Renegade on Normal.
I've beaten Portal in under half an hour, and have gotten all the achievements on it(not the same playthrough).
I've beaten Bioshock three times, and have gotten all three endings, on Hard.
I have completed 100% on The Wind Waker, and I feel proud.
I've barely managed to beat Luigi's Mansion.
I've completed all three of the SSB series.
I have beaten Super Mario Galaxy and got all the Stars(242 both Mario and Luigi).
I have done likewise on Super Mario Sunshine(121 I think).
I've done 100% on Phantom Hourglass including Ship parts and I feel really proud.
On Fallout 3 I have beaten it 100% as Very Good, Neutral, and Very Bad on Hard includeing all 5 DLCs.
I've beaten Zelda II's first dungeon, and it took me a whole day. And I don't plan on even TRYING to get to the second.
I have completed Half-Life 2 and it's two episodes, with all achievements on Hard.
Beaten the entire Chzo Mythos series.
I have beaten Emerald with a full Pokedex, and have beaten the Elite Four exactly 179 times.
I rented GTA IV, and thought it was pretty good, and I got over half-way in five days. (By-the-by The driving mechanics suck, and I really wouldn't recommend it for anyone who wants a good driving game.)
I bought Elder Scrolls IV for $15 bucks, not very far in it though.
I have beaten Red Dead Redemption. Pretty epic, and I have redone it multiple times at harder difficulties.
I beat NV on Hardcore a few times, didn't get Black OPs or any Call of Duty game because they are all the same. Save yourself money and buy the most recent one, and you should get a decade's worth of gaming out of it.
I plan on beating Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask over the summer. And at least playing the original for more than an hour.
I also plan on beating the Metroid Prime trilogy sometime after that.
I beat ST, 3 times.
I own a Xbox 360, Wii, and a DS. I still have my Gamecube, but it's really more of a sentimental thing.
On said gaming systems, I do not have an internet connection with any of them. It sucks I know.
I play on a HD TV in my bedroom.
I have a single crappy airsoft spring pistol. I plan to get something better soon.
I like having my soul fed, but I would prefer if somebody gave me some food first.
I play tennis, and am fairly good at it, too(it's way harder than most other sports, trust me). Well, I am better than a Tyrannosaurus-Rex trying to brush his teeth.
I also enjoy swimming, running, hockey(parents don't), basketball, and especially rock climbing.
I'm was doing football for my fall sport, and was pretty decent at lighting people up. But now I'm in the big leagues.
I never lie. Or extrapolate. Or make stuff up to sound cooler or somethin'.
I never embellish.
I think I will add more later, but you should check out the rest of my page and sign in the meantime. ;)
Really Random Factoids
The following section is just for the lulz, and is not to be taken seriously.
I am very lazy, and do have a life, but only get around to it when I feel like it.
I kinda, sorta, make Jokes, and if i am will tell you, (JK) or in case I do not care to (parenthessis around it) just JK.
I over explain things, and am a little egotistical, I make myself sound smarter than I let on. (not sayin' i ain't smart, just sayin' i like the ego *boost*!)
I find it sad that I like the ego *boost* I get from "sounding smartish".
I, while over explaining everything, do not like to write great epics, on my user page.
I, hope you find my user page funny.
I, find it pitiful, that I care what you think of my user page.
I, don't care about grammar to much, but I always check what I've written for correctness.
In real life, I have terrible hand writing, and it is very messy. So, that's why I'm skiping lines, here. (force of habbit)
I hate, with a burning passion, disargreements. And will take all arguments, (disagreements) personlally, and will try to resolve them as soon as is possible.
I guess I'm sarcasstic, but hay, I maybe wrong, but most people call me that, so sure (Kray-zs)
I really hate people who are up tight. And I myself, am tight, so I hate myself.
I hate even more, people who are uptighter than me.
If you believe either of the two comments above this won, that is sad, K. Esspecially because, right above that I sad I was sarcastic.
Wow, you whould never going find out anything about me because...........I like it it that way.
I, have a habbit of saying, K. no? and punk (or aternitavley PUNK!, Punk!, Punk, Pnk, or ha ha Loser) so take no offense, K? You got me on that? Good. I had a feeling, you didn't.
I like, quit a bit actually (contray to other people's opinions), the Zelda franchise and like editing this site. Because people who love the Zelda franchise, and love editing this site (no offence, this just applies to me) 1. Are crazy that they love a video game and want to marry it, practically. 2. Have no lives, whitch I'd said is not true about myself. 3. I don't know, there's something about these people that offsets me.
I am though a Zelda fan, through and through.
I have a wii/ds, obivously, and you can try to track me down if you can narrow me down, from 30 million Wii's out there, so happy hunting!
I also have a X360
No, I'm not a troll. Just so all you Kray-zs know.
Add Kray-zs to the list of things I like to say, it new and I've taken a liking to it.
Now, after seeing Oni Dark Link's whole speel about leftys I feel that now that there is a lefty pride movement, Ishould make a righty pride movement. (As in the country I live in anyways women and men are supposed to be equals, that must meen that rightys and leftys must be treated as equals. So, i.e. rightys get there own pride group as well! And we get to highlight important rightys! w00t w00t!)
Meh: Well duh. As founder and head of the board of rightys, it was just a matter of time that me would be the first to be elected into the hall of fame. My speach includes: "....as we rightys strive to better the world and put the lefty up-starts in their places, we shall become the happiest in the world in all know worlds! And as we are the only know world with sentient life on it, then we have already acheived that dream! But if this statement is true, then there is a paradox because that meens we are the unhappiest in all know worlds. See the problem?...."
Almost everybody else(excluding leftys :P): Well again, duh. There are so many of us that we only need to have to members in the hall of fame. We will showcase important to people who are rightys in its half of the hall of fame. In fact, this is all that we need.
Plan of Attack
This is were we talk about leftys..........i.e. the eniemies. and yet as this is on Zeldapedia, and one of the main characters is a lefty and has a huge following, who shall go un-nammed(psssttt link, incase you didn't click the link(hehe I like my sense of irony)), this creates a problem. but there is a way to fix that! This is Zeldapedia not Un-nammedpedia, we can entirely discredit this.
Well lets just say as this is a public place, we cannot go deeper, as of yet. We shall be holding meetings in your mom until futher noticed. Because I have just posted the location of the headquaters they have been moved. I will not tell youwere.
So we have come to a conclusion! All rightys are better than leftys(duh), but instead of working with them and being friendsly masters, we shall ignore them and be the crewlest most diabolical masters ever know! And in doing so, after 10 minutes of oppression we shall once again begin the game of who is the best at table tennis, and name calling. But this time, they know what we can do if we turn 10 minutes into 10 years!
What about ambi-dexterous people? Were do they fit in? As they are neither true leftys nor true rightys, what to do? This can be a way to unite rightys and leftys under one cause, and finally lead to peace between the two sides. And after we have put the leftys back in there place, and ultimaltely ambi's we shall create a caste system! The rightys being the highest, leftys in the middle, and ambi's at the bottom. And because the majority of the population is a righty, we shall devide the rightys into 3 separte classes with a top, bottom, and middle, based on how many rightys, leftys and ambi's there are in a given person's family. Just imageine, a perfect utopia, were rightys, leftys and ambi's are in their places! :)
Another one: I forgot what to say. I'm at a total loss...... no thread to read into...... well lets just talk about were animals shall fit into this. I would think that they should be in the same place as they were when it was before the perfect utopia, but they would actually be in a higher place! You know two or three levels above were they are right now, but still below ambi's. So that means they are totally the in the same place, except we're all vegitairans! (grumble grumble I HATE tofu....)
Yet another: BREAKING NEWZ!! I just remebered what I waz about to say OMGZ! Okay so what about people with no hands? Neither right, left, or ambi, they are the TRUE conundrum! Well, as I see it, they dont count! At all! Below animals, insects, and plagues they are nothings and shouldn't even be looked at. We shall throw them out of our glorious society of Righttastan! Yeas Righttastan, that is the new name of the utopia! Now I have already explained how Righttastan will work, and how it looks, so.....o wait how it looks? Well, it will look much like the mordern day US, except everybody will speak English and there won't be poor ghettos because we have a caste system, so i.e. ghettos shall be null! And there will be no races, just rightys, leftys, ambi's, and so on. You shall not be black, whilte, hispanic, asian, or Russian, but right, left, ambi, animal, (and those without hands, who shall likewise only be mentioned every other four hours if one chooses). See? isnt it just perfect? No? TOO BAD, I'm the sole dictator(who else?) and have a Board of Rightys with a few of my righty friends. >:)
(more to come)
Note: This is obviously sarcasm, so don't hate on me! This is a joke! JSYK
Sigs
Put these when you look at my user page, thank-you-very-much.(Psssstt! I say threats are ROYALLY DUMB! So I won't even bother! Jeez the nerve of some people!)
I'm the first one? Wow, that's weird.06:00, 22PC)MaloMart (talk)
Redeadhunter– Jump on my back again and I'll give you something to scream about! TALK– My weapon of choice: The Zombie Sword
Would you like to join my club, the Death Police? We have bomb arrows!
Darknut15– "Great kid, don't get cocky."-Han Solo TALK– 02:45, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for all the help and cool page too.
The Midna– 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164 TALK– {{{time}}}
Sorry I took so long to sign your page, CC. Great page! Your userboxes are AWESOME!
EveryDayJoe45– "Democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried"--Winston Churchill TALK
The page is looking good.
Baltro - "Grabbin' an extra pill." (02:34, 10 August 2009 (UTC)) - TALK - CONTRIBUTIONS - EDIT COUNT
Hola. :)
death to righttastan! OniDark Link 21:19, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Lisa URAQT– "All goverments are corrupt. It's just a matter of degree." --Metroidhunter32 TALK– QUOTES — JOURNAL — SANDBOX — DRAGON — 17:19, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Hey, whoa, whoa, is that a movement against left-footed people too? It had better not be. I am left-footed thank you very much! I am right-handed, but I cartwheel, roundoff, handstand, front walkover, kickover, etc. with my left foot.
Seriously? I was one of the first people on your talk page, but I missed signing your page? Well, it's done now at least.
Jedimasterlink– Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. --Martin Luther King, Jr. TALK– REVIEWS — EDIT COUNT — CONTRIBUTIONS — TOC
Took me a while to sign, but here I am.
Sage of thunder– "I do NOT have A.D.D.--hey look, a frog!"--My bro TALK– A.D.D.=attention deficit disorder
HEY! I'm a lefty! Nice page, though.
MeepMeep Meep (talk) 22:54, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Zelda311– Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But that parting needs not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short while... that is up to you. TALK
Sorry it took so long! You have a super uber awesome page. AKA You have a sick page. Kudos for the work!
Zybera– You are going to be usurped and it is going to be by me. But not today. TALK
Hello, Cool Page
Legendlink– "It's not whether you win or you lose, it's whether I win or I lose!"-Legendlink TALK– {{{time}}}
I am here and I will sic Puppet Ganon on you if I have to!!!!! Just kidding. Feel free to look at my user page. I use my left hand about zip percent while I'm awake. Yup, 0% percent.
XionXIV– "No. This is no good. I just have to try harder. What was I supposed to say next, again? Whose life was going to be in danger next, again? What… do I have to do next? How many more times will I be allowed to make mistakes? How many times will I have to tell the same lies? How many times will I have to watch my friends die?" -Italy Veneziano from HetaOni TALK– {{{time}}} It's FUN.Click here for randomness!Dorkestra EPICNESS.
Wazzap?.;+':*+,";(<- That's sparkle.I leave that for people who do nice things for me.)
Mr kmil– JESUS LOVES YOU TALK– Come to Church, we have cookies
Why haven't I signed this before? Why did I just notice this before? Why do I have a blue IPod? find out next week!
Hi I'm here... finally... neat page by the way CC... I bet you ALL my pocket-money i get on your nerves! :D
Hey, you seem like a cool guy, so I thought I'd say hey. Sam samurai
DekutullaZM– "Government is not the solution to the problem. Government IS the problem."--Ronald Reagan TALK– The Cake is a Lie!-Congratulations! You are the proud parents of a (98%) Boy!
Michigan! anyway...some blizzard,huh?
Akarichan93– Immediately after the monsters, dies the heroes. TALK
Longhorn Velez– Do not think that this ends here... the history of light and shadow will be written in blood! TALK– Longhorn Velez (talk) 20:22, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
signed...
Docter Ted– Early to bed, early to rise, brings you to an early demise. TALK
Hi! Love some of the stuff you got on this page. So here's my sign, okay?
Minish Link– 6. It was Jenka's daughter, Misery who made Ballos create the Demon Crown. She was subsequently cursed by the crown, forced to do the bidding of all who wear it. If the crown is destroyed, the curse is lifted. However... TALK– SANDBOX — EDIT
Wow, surprised I haven't signed here yet. So... SIGN!
lunarChild– "Please indicate on a scale of one to ten, how much pain you are feeling at this moment." - Relmyna Verenim from TES IV: Shivering Isles TALK
I want the 75k Rupees ASAP. And don't tell Minish. He doesn't know about my little 'service'
MentalZ– "The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--Of cabbages--and kings--And why the sea is boiling hot--And whether pigs have wings." TALK
