Spry senior Jack Jarvis hopes to find a better place to live and gets his chance when a neighbor dies, leaving an empty unit.
Victor can't decipher a voicemail from his son announcing the time of his upcoming visit, so Jack suggests they ask sharp-eared Shug the Lug for help.
During the coldest Craiglang winter in years, Winston cooks up a scam to heat things up, but Victor stands on morality and refuses to participate.
Jack chases after Barbara, the lady from the local charity shop, leaving Victor lonely and jealous. Winston is barred from the Clansman.
It seems everyone but Jack and Victor is attending the wedding of the year. While trying to hustle an invitation, the guys receive a shocking visit.
Jealous of Tam's contest winning streak, Jack and Victor try their hand at writing slogans. Isa's husband, Harry, returns after a six-year absense.
When delinquents terrorize Craiglang citizens, the older retirees escape to a secret sanctuary. Jack and Victor check up on their pal Ronnie's sanity.
Victor and Jack try to cheer up their old pal Bert Findley, who is despondent following his wife's passing. Meanwhile, Winston has acquired a limp.
When Jack and Victor see the energizing effect of a new American wonder drug on their friend Stuart, they cook up a plan to acquire some of their own.
Victor purchases Danny's old car, giving him more freedom, plus unanticipated obligation. Winston works on loosening Tam's perpetually tight fist.
Craiglang is ripe with rumors of a moneylender, fueled by Jack and Victor's spending spree. Winston and Tam challenge local hooligans to a golf game.
While minding Navid's shop, Jack and Victor decide to add a new hot food take-away service, sparking a culinary turf war with a local snack vendor.
To celebrate 60 years of friendship, Victor and Jack enjoy a fancy dinner and museum visit in Glasgow, then run into a ghost from their past.
Craiglang residents are suspicious when the local down-and-out derelict is seen around town cleaned up in a new suit. Jack and Victor investigate.
Winston poses as Isa's boyfriend to scare off her smitten ex-husband. Jack's plans to visit his daughter in Canada might leave Victor behind.
Jack and Victor visit Toronto and enjoy all that Canada has to offer, from hockey to Niagara Falls, leading them to wonder if they should return home.
Jack and Victor sign up for a first-aid course, but will their newfound skills help them in the pub quiz, or when a pregnant lady goes into labor?
Tam wins Joe's electric scooter in a card game, inspiring Jack and Victor to plot a perfect sting. Winston finally enjoys a big windfall.
Lawlessness rages on the streets of Craiglang, so Jack and Victor enlist their old friend Big Innes, whose only weakness is Midori liqueur.
Archie the hermit emerges from four decades of isolation and needs some guidance from Jack and Victor to catch up on local developments.
Victor cries wolf to get some sympathy from his son John. After a psychic's warning, Isa fears crossing paths with a silver car.
Craiglang's rumor mill runs amok when Wullie starts dating a younger woman, Winston gets accustomed to his new leg and a con man makes the rounds.
With Tam out on holiday, Jack and Victor take over as hospital DJs and develop a fanatic following. Navid is also in hospital with a personal problem.
Jack and Victor's bus ride turns into a nightmare when the driver suffers a psychotic break; meanwhile, Bobby abandons the bar to go cycling.
Tam finally makes the decision to marry his sweetheart, but his nuptial plans suffer a major hitch. Navid's shop might merge with a big business.
Jack and Victor's plan to share Sky Digital TV goes awry when it causes Isa to suspect they are gay. Also, Winston loses control of his wild grandson.
The guys meet a young man they suspect may be one of theirs from a long-ago affair, but the potential "son" wants the Clansman demolished.
Jack and Victor have luck at Oddbins, but Winston has trouble with the "new" bookie until he deduces the scoundrel's secret and demands his winnings.
Jack and Victor volunteer to decorate Isa's flat for free, but as usual, their plans don't go smoothly. Tam discovers a secret among Bobby's tapes.
To celebrate Victor's 75th birthday, Jack plans a trip down the river in an inflatable dinghy, but their cruise ends up being anything but a pleasure.
A TV crew for "Blighty's Hardest Boozers" drops by the pub and Bobby promises them all the action they can handle. Navid experiences a midlife crisis.
Winston decides he's had enough of Craiglang and wants to live by the sea in Finport. Jack and Victor become wedding chauffeurs for the day.
Jack and Victor visit Winston in Finport, but when they arrive, they find that things are odd. Tam falls for a woman who's just as stingy as he is.
Jack and Victor's plans for a Highlands holiday go awry when they upset the locals. Navid's jealousy over Meena's old flame draws him closer to Isa.
When a heat wave hits, Jack and Victor battle Tam and Winston for the park's best bench. Meanwhile, Isa receives news about her estranged husband.
Jack and Victor are mistaken for aristocrats by two rich widows. The boys tell some tall tales, and soon everyone is pretending to be wealthy.
When the sub-station goes out, Craiglang goes dark. Sensing opportunity in the panic, Navid raises his prices, while Shug dispenses advice at the pub.
When a pretty woman comes to town, Bobby and Stevie fight for her affections. Meanwhile, a new pizza place opens and Jack and Victor want a freebie.
Navid's store faces new competition, putting the locals' loyalty to the test. Meanwhile, Tam's sudden generosity at the pub raises a few eyebrows.
After Pete claims to be the inventor of a famous snack, the boys want him compensated in court. Meanwhile, Tam and Frances seek a marital spark.
Tam and Frances adjust to the fame that comes with being the U.K.'s oldest parents. Meanwhile, Jack has an out-of-body experience in the hospital.
In an attempt to make their lives a bit easier, Jack and Victor invest in some new gadgets. Meanwhile, Winston prepares for a visit from his brother.
Jack and Victor receive some sad news concerning an old acquaintance. Later, the gang sees that generosity isn't a universal trait.
Methadone Mick gets a bit of help from Jack and Victor. A hefty parking ticket from years ago wreaks havoc on Winston's bank account.
Fergie gets some ill-advised romantic advice from Jack and Victor. Navid and Bobby debate which one of them has the easier job.
Chaos ensues when Jack and Victor break into the world of professional dog sitting with some tech support from Isa.
Jack and Victor find themselves considering a big change. Meanwhile, Tam and Winston set out to make a bit of spending money.
Boabby seeks advice about improving business at his pub. Meanwhile, Isa wonders if anyone is planning a surprise party for her
When a creepy new undertaker moves into Craiglang, everyone becomes spooked. Could this new resident really be the Grim Reaper?
Craiglang enters a team into the walking football tournament and it's up to Jack and Victor to make sure the players are up to the challenge.
Jack and Victor persuade a reluctant Navid to lend them his caravan, but the pair's big adventure doesn't go as planned.
Jack and Victor are determined to get their hands on the last steak pie at the butcher. Also, Navid gets a scanner and Tam makes a new friend.
Isa gets reacquainted with a long-lost companion while Boabby attempts to learn to drive and Mick enrolls in an online course.
Winston becomes an internet sensation after thwarting a criminal. Meanwhile, Jack and Victor finally decide to get cell phones.
Victor sports a new look. Naveed deals with a hungry shoplifter. Winston battles a neighbor for the affections of a stray cat.
When Winston gets distressing news, Jack and Victor do their best to support him. Isa struggles with the creepiness of her new cleaning job.
A trip to the cinema leads Jack and Victor to a real-life mystery. Meanwhile, Boabby shares some of his dubious internet dating tactics.
When Winston surprises himself by popping a big question, it's up to Jack, Victor and the gang to organize a wedding for the ages.
Jack and Victor decide to stop making excuses and go on their long-planned adventure to climb the Scottish mountain known as Ben Lomond.