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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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"Comfortably Numb" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

by Pink Floyd

Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd? Click here and tell us!

Misheard "Comfortably Numb" Lyrics

There is no pain, you are receiving A di
Just a little pinprick. [HE HEARD: Bend
when i was a child i caught a beaver
Cocaine...Just a little pin prick...
My hands felt just like toodaloos
There is no pain, you are a seal.
My head fell straight up to the roof.
my hands smelled just like two baboons
There is no painting on the ceiling.
There is no pain, you are a seedling.
when i was a child i had a fever my head
Hello is there anybody in there just sho
There is no pain, you are a ceiling.
i rub the corner of my eye
There is no pain, you are a ceiling
When I was a child i had a fever
A distant ***t smokes on the horizon
There is no pain, in walrus seating

Other Songs by Pink Floyd

Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1
Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2
Astronomy Domine
Brain Damage
Breathe
Careful With That Axe Eugene
Corporal Clegg
Cymbaline
Dark Side of the Moon
Dogs
Eclipse
Free Four
Goodbye Blue Sky
Have A Cigar
Hey You
Learning to Fly
Matilda Mother
Money
Mother
Nobody Home
One of My Turns
One Of These Days
Pigs (Three Different Ones)
Run Like Hell
See Saw
Summer '68
The Great Gig in the Sky
The Trial
Time
Us And Them
Waiting For The Worms
Welcome To The Machine
Wish You Were Here
Young Lust

Funniest Misheards by Pink Floyd