- Richard Titties: Who the hell carries around packages of bologna in their bag?
- Marv: You'll find out when you're my age.
- Richard Titties: We could take these guys, you're a fighter, let's go!
- Gorilla: That's just it, I'm a good fighter, you're not!
- Thug #3: I don't know what an onion is, and I've never heard of this seasoning you speak of. Is that a type of woman?
- Zeefros: You are the stupidest person in the world. How is it that you do not know what an onion is?
- Thug #3: All I do is stand around here, fight people and bring you cups of grape juice. I'm sorry.