Upsidaisium/Big Bomb at Frostbite Falls or The Exploding Metropolis

. . . why a Dacron mustache would cost $99 in a upscale facial hair store. Dacron, of course, is one of DuPont's trademarks for Pete, or polyethylene tear-a-palate, a controversial chemical discovered by a couple of dudes named Johnny and Jimmy in 1941. It should go without saying that Pete can be compounded with glass fibers and crystallization accelerators to make the thermoplastic resins required by our Modern plastic drinking bottles, many automobile components and most rigid packaging material. Were it not for Pete, Today's canoeing enthusiasts might find themselves up a literal creek without a paddle. Bullwinkle should realize that Pete will soon cover most of Earth's ocean surfaces, given its eternally indestructible qualities. Therefore, Pete is no joking matter.