My Parents Are Aliens (1999–2006)
Alex Kew: Josh Barker
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Quotes
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Josh Barker : Sometimes, Brian, it's like I'm talking to myself.
Brian Johnson : Yeah, I get that! Mostly when I'm on my own...
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Josh Barker : All this time he could have turned me in, but he hasn't.
Brian Johnson : Yeah, what an idiot!
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Josh Barker : There's no one else I like. Just Tania... And I like her a lot.
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Pete Walker : So tomorrow's the big date.
[leaves]
Mel Barker : Date?
Josh Barker : Fight.
Mel Barker : Pete wants to fight?
Josh Barker : With me. Pete wants to fight with me. He said it to me.
Mel Barker : But he was looking at me.
Josh Barker : He's got a squint.
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Josh Barker : [to a girl he just asked out] Don't forget to ring your blips!
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Mr. Whiteside : I imagine you know why you're here.
Pete Walker : [sadly] Yes, sir.
Josh Barker : [stamps on Pete's foot] No, sir. He meant no, sir.