Full Throttle (1995 Video Game)

Hamilton Camp: Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley, Father Torque, Mavis' Guard

Quotes 

• Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : [Corley has been mortally wounded by Ripburger]  Ben. I guess Ripburger couldn't wait for natural causes. Just like him to hit a man when his fly's down

  [Corley coughs] 

  Ben : Ripburger did this to you.

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : Yeah, he knew I was dying. And he knew that my will would put him out of a job.

  [Corley grabs Ben's jacket] 

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : He wants to take over Corley Motors, Ben. Sell it off to foreigners. Lay off workers. Start making minivans. Do you understand me? Minivans!

  [Corley lets go of Ben] 

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : Oh... You gotta' hurt him for me, Ben. Promise me you'll hurt him bad.

  Ben : I promise.

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : [Corley's coughing worsens]  I want my daughter to take over the company.

  Ben : You have a daughter.

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : Yeah, and she's a real mechanical genius, Ben. Rebuilt her first carburettor when she was four. Eh... I used to call her the Diapered Dynamo...

  [Corley coughs one last time] 

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : Find my daughter, Ben. Find Maureen...

  [Corley dies] 

  Ben : [surprised, because Maureen fixed his bike after he crashed it]  Maureen!

• Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : [while riding in a limousine of the future, which is some sort of hover car]  Ripburger, you're dumber than dirt!

  Adrian Ripburger : Oh, Mr Corley. If only you'd listen to my plan - my vision.

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : I know you're plan, Ripburger. You're waiting for me to die so you can take over my company.

  Adrian Ripburger : [chuckles]  Oh, Sir. That's horrible. I am not waiting for you to die.

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : You know I've never liked you, Rip. But you have business know-how and killer instincts that I respect.

  Adrian Ripburger : [surprised]  Why, thank you Sir.

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : But this latest idea of yours - riding up to our shareholders meeting with a gang of bikers. Who do you think you're fooling?

  Adrian Ripburger : The shareholders, Sir. It's good PR to be seen hobnobbing with real Corley Motors customers.

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : What do you know about our customers, Adrian? You've never even been on a bike.

  Adrian Ripburger : Oh, you know I'd be on one right now, Sir. If it weren't for my destabilising inner-ear condition.

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : Ah, your ears are fine. It's what's between them that scares me.

  [a biker gang called the Polecats suddenly cruises up behind the limo and their leader Ben just rides over it like it's not there, destroying the car's hood ornament] 

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : [Corley, rather then being angry is impressed and sticks his head out the electric window]  Now, there go some boys I could ride with. Step on it. Let's find out who they are.

• Ben : You know any way around the Poyahoga Gorge?

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : Around it? It's miles and miles long, Ben. What's the matter? Don't like bridges?

  Ben : It blew up.

  Malcolm 'Old Man' X. Corley : Ooooh! Sorry I missed that!