The Parent Trap (1998)

Simon Kunz: Martin

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Quotes 

• Elizabeth James : [Hallie, as Annie, is underneath Elizabeth's covers struggling to tell her about the switch]  Annie!

  Hallie as Annie : That's where I have to go; I have to go see Annie!

  Elizabeth James : I see, and where might Annie be?

  Hallie as Annie : In Napa, with her father Nick Parker.

  Elizabeth James : You're not Annie?

  Hallie as Annie : That would be correct.

  Elizabeth James : You're Hallie?

  Hallie as Annie : I am. Annie and I met up at camp and, and we decided to switch places. I'm sorry, but I've never seen you and I've dreamt of meeting you my whole life and Annie felt the exact same way about Dad so, so we sort of just switched lives. I hope you're not mad because I love you so much, and I just hope that one day you could love me as me, and not as Annie.

  Elizabeth James : Oh darling, I've loved you your whole life.

  Martin, the James' Butler : [sobbing after he kisses Grandfather's hand]  I've never been so happy in my entire life!

  [continues sobbing as Grandfather closes the door] 

• Elizabeth James : [Martin enters whistling, Elizabeth gasps]  Martin! What are you doing?

  Martin, the James' Butler : [only sporting a speedo]  Going for a dip, madame, do you mind?

  Elizabeth James : Uh no no no, that... that's perfectly... perfect. Have fun. Someone ought to.

• Chessy, the Parker's Maid : [seeing Martin for the first time, dazed]  Hello

  Martin, the James' Butler : [French music plays]  Hello... hello to you

  Elizabeth James : Chessy, this is our butler, Martin.

  Chessy, the Parker's Maid : How do you do?

  [pointing at Hallie] 

  Chessy, the Parker's Maid : I'm her butler.

  Martin, the James' Butler : Enchanté mademoiselle

  [kisses her hand] 

  Chessy, the Parker's Maid : Gee, the pleasure's all mine monsieur.

• Martin, the James' Butler : Shall we review your mother's list?

  Annie : Mm-hmm.

  Martin, the James' Butler : Now, let's see. Vitamins?

  Annie : Check.

  Martin, the James' Butler : Minerals?

  Annie : Check.

  Martin, the James' Butler : List of daily fruits and vegetables?

  Annie : Check, check.

  [Martin glances at Annie] 

  Annie : Check for fruits, check for vegetables. Go on.

  Martin, the James' Butler : Sunblock, lip balm, insect repellent, stationery, stamps, photographs of your mother, grandfather, and of course, your trusty butler, me.

  Annie : Got it all, I think.

  Martin, the James' Butler : Oh, and here's a little something from your grandfather.

  [Holds up a deck of cards] 

  Martin, the James' Butler : Spanking new deck of cards. Maybe you'll actually find someone on this continent who can whip your tush at poker.

  Annie : Well, I doubt it, but thanks, Martin.

• Martin, the James' Butler : I found a stowaway in your suitcase.

  [holds up Cuppy] 

  Hallie as Annie : [whispering]  Oh my God. Cuppy.