Babes in Toyland (1986 TV Movie)

Googy Gress: George, Georgie Porgie

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• Jack Fenton : I come from...

  Jack Fenton , Lisa Piper , George , Mary Piper : [singing]  C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I, Cincinnati! The best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio, USA! At first they called it Cincy, but since Cincy is so natty, they named it Cincinnati, so they say. Hey, the girls are really pretty in this pretty little city, the fellas are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams, the Reds and Bengals maul teams, they knock the socks off all teams on the green. I mean to argue's indefensible, the facts are common sensible, see Cincy is invincible, ya know what I mean? Cincy's more than merely natty, she's Ohio's Maserati, Cincinnati's at the center of the scene!

• Mary Piper : [gives Lisa a Mountain Master]  Congratulations, Miss Piper, winning the "Sister of the Year" award.

  Lisa Piper : Oh, Mary. A Mountain Master. They're the best and so are you!

  Barnie : [sees Lisa holding the Mountain Master after Mary gives it to her]  Put that back, you little creep. That's stolen property!

  Lisa Piper : It costs exactly half of the salary that you own me, Mr. Barnie.

  Barnie : Well, you can sue me for the other half!

  Mary Piper : Come on, Lisa.

  [She and Lisa leave the toy store] 

  Barnie : And you two. The two of you? You can sue me too!

  George : That's just what we'll do. Merry Christmas.

  Jack Fenton : Merry Christmas.

  [They both pull down a net above him before leaving, and a pile of toys and balls fall on top of Barnie] 

• Lisa Piper : [takes out a microphone and uses it to get the customers attention]  Uh, excuse me, everybody. I just heard on tv there's gonna be a major snowstorm hitting Cincinnati any minute! It's Christmas Eve. You should all go home while you still can!

  Barnie : [sees Lisa holding the microphone and takes it from her]  Give me that! Give me that, you midget monster! There's nothing to worry about, folks. It's actually just a false alarm. Please, come on, now. It's just a little snow. I mean, what do you expect? It's Christmas!

  [uses the microphone to sing a song] 

  Barnie : Christmas time is snow time and no time it'll be Christmas again.

  Mary Piper : [gives Lisa a Mountain Master]  Congratulations, Miss Piper, on winning the "Sister of the Year" award.

  Lisa Piper : Oh, Mary. A Mountain Master. They're the best and so are you!

  Barnie : [sees Lisa holding the Mountain Master after Mary gives it to her]  Put that back, you little creep. That's stolen property!

  Mary Piper : It costs exactly half of the salary that you own me, Mr. Barnie.

  Barnie : Well, you can sue me for the other half!

  Mary Piper : Come on, Lisa.

  [She and Lisa leave the toy store] 

  Barnie : And you two. The two of you? You can sue me too!

  George : That's just what we'll do. Merry Christmas.

  Jack Fenton : Merry Christmas.

  [They both pull down a net above him before leaving, and a pile of toys and balls fall on top of Barnie] 

• Mary Piper : Lisa, do you really like the sled? I mean, you weren't just putting on an act back in the store, were you?

  Lisa Piper : No. This is gonna be the best Christmas in the history of the world.

  George : Right here in Cincinnati.

  Jack Fenton : Welcome to glorious Cincinnati! Queen of Ohio's pal-pine ski-ing resorts! I come from...

  Mary Piper , Lisa Piper , George , Jack Fenton : [singing]  C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I, Cincinnati! The best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio, USA! At first they called it Cincy, but since Cincy is so natty, they named it Cincinnati, so they say. Hey, the girls are really pretty in this pretty little city, the fellas are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams, the Reds and Bengals maul teams, they knock the socks off all teams on the green. I mean to argue's indefensible, the facts are common sensible, see Cincy is invincible, ya know what I mean? Cincy's more than merely natty, she's Ohio's Maserati, Cincinnati's at the center of the scene!

• The Toymaster : Ah, you two are the very first to see it. My newest creation.

  Lisa Piper : Toymaster, for once, there's something more important than a new toy. Jack and Mary have both disappeared and by the way things are looking, we could all end up disappearing.

  The Toymaster : Oh, why, poor Lisa, I can see that you're very upset.

  Lisa Piper : Yes, I am very, and this is no time for anybody to be playing with toys. Not even you.

  Georgie Porgie : Excuse me, Toymaster, we don't mean to be rude. It's just that we're both very concerned.

  The Toymaster : Well, it's a very tricky time around here right now working 24 hours a day and all. Santa Claus will be by soon to pick up his Christmas toys for the children of the world. We'll just have to manage, eh?

  Lisa Piper : Toymaster, I don't think you really realize what's going on in Toyland. The whole place is in great danger and you must do something right away. You really must.

  The Toymaster : Well, what exactly did you have in mind?

  Lisa Piper : Well, for instance: Don't you have the power to turn Barnaby into a... a wind-up pussycat or something? I mean, I don't think you realize how evil he is.

  The Toymaster : Oh, but what if there's still some good inside of him?

  Lisa Piper : There's no good in Barnaby, sir.

  The Toymaster : Lisa, I'm afraid that's not precisely true. The struggle between good and evil goes on inside of everyone.

  Barnaby Barnicle : [barges into the Toymaster's workshop]  Not in me, old man!

• Georgie Porgie : It's terrible. I'm going to a wedding.

• Georgie Porgie : See that house on the hill? The bowling ball? That's Barnaby's house. All black - 3 holes. He is so evil and so bizarre. Sometimes, when he gets really angry, he rolls his house right down the street and knocks people over like they're nine-pins.

  Lisa Piper : Geez, this guy sounds really weird.

• Mary Contrary : Justice Grimm, you're making a big mistake!

  Lisa Piper : You're really locking up the wrong person.

  Georgie Porgie : Just what exactly are the charges?

  Justice Grimm : Suspicion of grand cookie larceny.

• Georgie Porgie : I'm not exactly cut out to be a hero.

  Jack-be-Nimble : Ah, they could cut about three heroes out of you, old buddy.

• The Toymaster : Lisa, you and Georgie must find a way to get the flask of evil back.

  Georgie Porgie : Why us?

  The Toymaster : What? Well, because... I am old and you are young, and the challenge of protecting good from evil eventually always falls to the young, even here in Toyland.