Open All Hours (1976–1985)

Stephanie Cole: Mrs. Delphine Featherstone

Quotes 

• Mrs Featherstone : I'm not a religious woman, but I find if you say no to everything you can hardly tell the difference.

• Mrs Featherstone : [Granville has just walked into Mrs. Featherstone]  Not even my husband used to get that close.

  Arkwright : [to Granville]  Dear God! Where did you catch her?