The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
Myrtle Vail: Winifred Krelborn
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Quotes
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Winifred : [reading a medicine botte label] If you get hit by a truck, call your physician.
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Winifred : Did you stop at Dr. Mallard's and get the results of my tests?
Seymour : Yeah. He said there's nothing wrong with ya.
Winifred : Ah, not Dr. Mallard! He... He's one doctor I thought would tell the truth.
Seymour : He said you should be playing fullback for the Rams.
Winifred : He wants me dead! I'll bet he's Assistant Coroner.
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Winifred : I don't like my house cluttered up with rotten vegetables.
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Winifred : You thinkin' to get married?
Audrey : He hasn't asked me yet.
Winifred : Who hasn't?
Audrey : Seymour.
Winifred : Seymour's too young to get married. Look here. A boy's got to go and play around a little bit. Go out on the makin'. Have a ball.
Seymour : Gee, Ma. I don't wanna have a ball. I wanna be with Audrey.
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Winifred : Don't look at me. I - I'm a terrible sight. I - I'm a complete sea hag.
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Winifred : Don't feel sorry for me. I'll just find a nice, wet alley somewhere and curl up and wait for the end.
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Winifred : Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like pneumonoconiosis, or - or gall stones?
Seymour : Well, maybe she could catch something like that.
Winifred : The only thing she'll catch is you. And she'll take you off to some shady sanatorium and leave me to chiropractors and faith healers. I know when I'm not wanted.
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Winifred : You know what you got?
Officer Frank Stoolie : Just the facts, ma'am.
Winifred : Trench mouth. Oh, I know, I had it back in '09.