Under New Management Quotes

“Maxim 35:
That which does not kill us has made a tactical error.

-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
― Howard Tayler, Under New Management

“Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.”
― Howard Tayler, Under New Management

“We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit.
-Colonel Ceeta & Captain Tagon”
― Howard Tayler, Under New Management

“Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get a nice explosive package from him that says "so nice to see you again" in a way that only multi-megaton yields can.”
― Howard Tayler, Under New Management

“Sometimes you have fun, and sometimes the fun has you.
— Schlock”
― Howard Tayler, Under New Management