Stephanie

“Hey, wait," I said, pulling back, "you are the son of Satan. Maybe we need a safe word."

His grin morphed into something wickedly charming. "Okay, how about, 'Oh, my god, it's so big.'"

Laughter burst out of me before I could stop it. Not that it wasn't. "That would be a safe phrase, but okay." I thought about it, then said, "How about 'Is that all you've got?”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“You’d rather be known as the librarian who carries her cat in her gym bag?” she retorted.”
― Sofie Kelly, Curiosity Thrilled the Cat

“Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired.
—T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“What would you do if you were sent to hell?"
"Stop, drop, and roll?”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light