Kasey Osterloh

“You can't miss what you never had.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Polo Is My Life

“At first, she bucked like a wild stag beneath me, and she tried to scream, but the pillow did a good job of muffling her voice.  Before long, the bucking stopped, and my wife’s corpse, blue without oxygen, appeared below me like a hideous phantom.”
― Harvey Havel, The Odd and The Strange: A Collection of Very Short Fiction

“Little rabbits, you know, always have games together before they go to bed.”
― Laura Ingalls Wilder, Little House in the Big Woods

“It’s not my fault your beauty makes it difficult for me to focus.”
― S.G. Blaise, The Last Lumenian