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330 pages, Paperback
First published April 29, 2011
Caution:You will laugh out loud!
I mean it!
How would you feel if your idiot neighbor destroyed your bed flower?
I dont know about you but I would have KILLED HIM!
I mean it!I've never read about someone who is so obsessed with food and especially with baked goods.
You love me.
No I dont.
I hate you.
No you dont.
Blah blah blah blah.....
She quietly said good night, rolled her eyes as Jason mumbled, "I love you" to his brownies, and headed off to the bathroom.
"You never brought me to a buffet restaurant at home," she pointed out.
Jason mumbled something.
"What?" she asked.
"I said, I've been banned," he grumbled unhappily. "It's all political," he sniffed.
"Uh huh...and your father?" she asked.
"He's been banned since 1995," Jason said with a shrug. "In two years the ban in Las Vegas will be lifted. We're planning a big trip," he said.
"You've been banned from Las Vegas?"
"Not from Las Vegas, just from all the buffets."
"All the buffets?" There had to be hundreds of buffets in Las Vegas.
"I guess they had a meeting or something. As I said before, it's all political."
“Those are my brownies, you thieving bastard.”