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Evermore by Alyson Noel
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did not like it
bookshelves: to-read

No. Just no. Absolutely not. I could NOT continue this book. The only minute thing I found interesting was that the car accident managed to knock the dog's balls off somehow. Other than that, I couldn't stand any more. No no no no no. Hell fucking shit no.
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Reading Progress

August 9, 2010 – Started Reading
August 9, 2010 – Shelved
August 9, 2010 –
page 3
1.0% "Was that a reference to Mathew Perry I just read...???"
August 9, 2010 –
page 3
1.0% "WOAH the dog switched genders!!! WTF"
August 9, 2010 –
page 7
2.33% "If I hear one more thing about Damen's perfection I'm going to strangulate the woman who wrote this book."
August 9, 2010 –
page 7
2.33% "WUTHERING HEIGHTS???"
August 9, 2010 –
page 8
2.66% "Okay, fuck this. Fuck you Evermore, hello Anansi Boys and V for Vendetta."
August 9, 2010 –
page 8
2.66% "Okay that scene with Riley was actually quite cute. That's the only positive thing I've discovered thus far."
August 9, 2010 –
page 15
4.98%
August 9, 2010 –
page 40
13.29% "This e-book is weirdly set up. And I swear, this author is some kind of troll. I'm telling you, Alyson Noel is a troll."
August 10, 2010 –
page 42
13.95%
August 16, 2010 –
page 42
13.95% "That's it, this book can get fucked."
August 16, 2010 – Finished Reading
October 23, 2011 –
0.0% "Haven: -covers Ever's eyes- Guess who? Ever: I predict a goth is touching my face."
October 24, 2011 –
page 14
4.65% "It's only bearable to read with music. If it's silent, the book tries to suck my eyeballs out of my head, stick straws in both holes were my eyes used to be, slurp out my brain, throw it back up and attempt to feed it to me."
June 21, 2016 – Shelved as: to-read

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message 1: by Mel (new) - rated it 1 star

Mel I haven't even read five pages and the stereotypes are already hurting my brain. T-T


message 2: by Mel (new) - rated it 1 star

Mel Ashley wrote: "Gahahahhaha oh I feel your pain, I feel your pain. She HAS to be a troll."

That would be a very comforting thought if she were. I mean come on, this author can NOT be serious.


Jenni Lou I've read the entire series. Don't ask me why. It was DREADFUL. Painfully bad.


message 4: by Mel (new) - rated it 1 star

Mel Jenni Lou wrote: "I've read the entire series. Don't ask me why. It was DREADFUL. Painfully bad."

I have Evermore and Blue moon, two books I need to rip to pieces. But people seem to like it when I do, so it's worth the sacrifice.


Terri Karen wrote: "What? Knocked the dog's balls off? How on earth did I miss that?"

I apparently missed it too but in no way will I pick up that pile of dung again to find it in the book.


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

Haha oh man. XD I've actually got to read this...


message 7: by Leslie (new) - added it

Leslie Jimenez You're hilarious


message 8: by Mel (new) - rated it 1 star

Mel Leslie wrote: "You're hilarious"

Why thank you. =]


message 9: by Mel (new) - rated it 1 star

Mel Christina wrote: "Nutured via car accident, huh? That's...goddamn weird."

I must admit, it is pretty damn creative. I mean, who thought of adding a scene like that before Noel? She's a freaking genius. Like, totes.


message 10: by Lexi (new) - rated it 2 stars

Lexi This book is like being locked in a torture chamber without nourishment. Surprised I survived it. I also read this at around 12 and I still knew it sucked.


message 11: by Andrea (new)

Andrea Is boring , and cliche and is written is some kind of annoying way that i cant explain ....


message 12: by Katie (new)

Katie I was wondering if I should pick this up. I laughed so much at the book "feeding" you in one of your updates :D


message 13: by Lace (new) - rated it 5 stars

Lace Nicole what are you talking about with the dogs balls.. ._.


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