✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)'s Reviews > Mind Games
Mind Games (The Disillusionists, #1)
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bookshelves: urban-fantasy, freebie, eyerolling-is-my-cardio, humongous-potential-goes-poof, insta-whatever-crap, lovey-dovey-crap, mc-acts-like-a-teenager, oh-the-drama, 2016, set-sail-for-disappointment, tbr-shelf-says-thank-you, tstl-characters-r-us, unlikable-characters-r-us
Nov 14, 2014
bookshelves: urban-fantasy, freebie, eyerolling-is-my-cardio, humongous-potential-goes-poof, insta-whatever-crap, lovey-dovey-crap, mc-acts-like-a-teenager, oh-the-drama, 2016, set-sail-for-disappointment, tbr-shelf-says-thank-you, tstl-characters-r-us, unlikable-characters-r-us
This book.
➽ When I started reading it, I was like:
At this stage, I was actually silly enough to wonder why the shrimp this book had such a low average rating. Then I remembered that everyone but me had DBT™ (view spoiler) , and figured it all made perfect sense.
➽ Then I started feeling like this:
Which loosely translates to mean: uh-oh, my Crappy UF Radar (CUR™) is picking up some disturbingly alarming signals.
➽ Eventually, the inevitable happened, and I ended up feeling like this:
And also a little bit like this (watch out, getting my mostest favouritest gif out of storage):
Which loosely translates to mean: this freaking book has a freaking 3.51 average rating?! Were you people drunk/high/both/whatever when you read this?! Where the shrimp did this overwhelming surge of generosity come from?! Bemusement is me. Especially since a vast majority ofmy dearest, mostest awesomest friends the creeps I vaguely know rated this thing 4 stars. There is only one plausible explanation here: we didn't read the same book. Yep, that must be it. And I'm pretty sure this is the book they actually read. I mean, look at that cover, of course that's the type of book they would read. Ha! I'm so clever sometimes, I amaze my little self. I'm telling you, my Little Barnacles, Sherlock Holmes has nothing on me.
To be honest, I almost gave this book a 2.789-star rating (which would have been outrageously charitable on my part, I must admit), but I HATE it when Fantastically Brilliant Potential (FBP™) goes to waste, so QED and stuff. Because yes, my lovely arthropods, this could and should have been fabulous 5-star material. It could and should have been super cool and uber awesome and stuff. But it wasn't, so it wasn't. But hey, it could and should have been. Had it not been for the…
✘ Aggressive chick lit vibes generated by the absolutely fascinating descriptions of ALL of the delightful MC's sensational outfits. Yay.
✘ Predictable everything. The good thing about this is that it made me feel super clever and stuff. I mean, I could see it all coming from thousands of miles away. So either I'm superiorly intelligent (which I obviously am) or my crystal ball was in particularly sharp mood while I was reading this PoC™ (yes, I have a sentient crystal ball. Her name is Daisy, by the way. She says hello.)
✘ Increasingly Stupid, Stupid TSTL Moments (ISSTM™) on the above mentioned delightful MC's part. They kind of grow like mold as the story progresses. So cool.
✘ Instalove crap, lovey dovey rubbish, manufactured relationship drama BS and Love Triangle of Doom and Destruction (LToDD™). Aka Pure bliss.
✘ Enchanting MC that went from original and cool and deliciously hypochondriacal to foolish, fickle, exasperating, naïve, selfish, capricious, cheating, harebrained nitwit in less time than it takes to blink. I love her. She really is amazing.
» And the moral of this I Must Have Been Really Bad in a Past Life to Deserve This Crappy Non Review (IMHBRBiaPLtDTCNR™) is:
But hey, it's free, so if you're feeling slightly masochistic, go right ahead and download it. I'm pretty sure you won't be glad you did. You're very welcome.
➽ When I started reading it, I was like:
At this stage, I was actually silly enough to wonder why the shrimp this book had such a low average rating. Then I remembered that everyone but me had DBT™ (view spoiler) , and figured it all made perfect sense.
➽ Then I started feeling like this:
Which loosely translates to mean: uh-oh, my Crappy UF Radar (CUR™) is picking up some disturbingly alarming signals.
➽ Eventually, the inevitable happened, and I ended up feeling like this:
And also a little bit like this (watch out, getting my mostest favouritest gif out of storage):
Which loosely translates to mean: this freaking book has a freaking 3.51 average rating?! Were you people drunk/high/both/whatever when you read this?! Where the shrimp did this overwhelming surge of generosity come from?! Bemusement is me. Especially since a vast majority of
To be honest, I almost gave this book a 2.789-star rating (which would have been outrageously charitable on my part, I must admit), but I HATE it when Fantastically Brilliant Potential (FBP™) goes to waste, so QED and stuff. Because yes, my lovely arthropods, this could and should have been fabulous 5-star material. It could and should have been super cool and uber awesome and stuff. But it wasn't, so it wasn't. But hey, it could and should have been. Had it not been for the…
✘ Aggressive chick lit vibes generated by the absolutely fascinating descriptions of ALL of the delightful MC's sensational outfits. Yay.
✘ Predictable everything. The good thing about this is that it made me feel super clever and stuff. I mean, I could see it all coming from thousands of miles away. So either I'm superiorly intelligent (which I obviously am) or my crystal ball was in particularly sharp mood while I was reading this PoC™ (yes, I have a sentient crystal ball. Her name is Daisy, by the way. She says hello.)
✘ Increasingly Stupid, Stupid TSTL Moments (ISSTM™) on the above mentioned delightful MC's part. They kind of grow like mold as the story progresses. So cool.
✘ Instalove crap, lovey dovey rubbish, manufactured relationship drama BS and Love Triangle of Doom and Destruction (LToDD™). Aka Pure bliss.
✘ Enchanting MC that went from original and cool and deliciously hypochondriacal to foolish, fickle, exasperating, naïve, selfish, capricious, cheating, harebrained nitwit in less time than it takes to blink. I love her. She really is amazing.
» And the moral of this I Must Have Been Really Bad in a Past Life to Deserve This Crappy Non Review (IMHBRBiaPLtDTCNR™) is:
But hey, it's free, so if you're feeling slightly masochistic, go right ahead and download it. I'm pretty sure you won't be glad you did. You're very welcome.
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Reading Progress
November 14, 2014
– Shelved
November 14, 2014
– Shelved as:
wishlist
November 14, 2014
– Shelved as:
urban-fantasy
April 10, 2015
– Shelved as:
to-read
April 12, 2015
– Shelved as:
freebie
August 29, 2016
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Started Reading
August 29, 2016
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8.0%
"Fashion magazine disease articles. My personal kryptonite.
Hahaha! Hypochondriac MCs FTW!
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Hahaha! Hypochondriac MCs FTW!
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August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
eyerolling-is-my-cardio
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
humongous-potential-goes-poof
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
insta-whatever-crap
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
lovey-dovey-crap
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
mc-acts-like-a-teenager
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
oh-the-drama
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
2016
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
set-sail-for-disappointment
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
tbr-shelf-says-thank-you
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
tstl-characters-r-us
August 31, 2016
– Shelved as:
unlikable-characters-r-us
August 31, 2016
–
Finished Reading
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Great IMHBRBiaPLtDTCNR™, Sarah :) BTW love the pics :)))))))))
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Orient wrote: "Great IMHBRBiaPLtDTCNR™, Sarah :) BTW love the pics :)))))))))"
I bet you feel in love with my crystal ball at first sight, haha! Thanks, Orient:D
I bet you feel in love with my crystal ball at first sight, haha! Thanks, Orient:D
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RedL. wrote: "sigh...how I love thee reviews!"
Is my hate as contagious as my love? Haha. Thanks, RedL, I miss chatting with thee!;)
Is my hate as contagious as my love? Haha. Thanks, RedL, I miss chatting with thee!;)
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Denisa wrote: "Love the review, Sarah! Too bad the read went downhill though :("
Thanks, Denisa! I'd had this book on my Kindle for ages, so I'm glad I read it...even though it sucked;)
Thanks, Denisa! I'd had this book on my Kindle for ages, so I'm glad I read it...even though it sucked;)
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Maria wrote: "Wasted potential - the saddest thing ever :("
I hate it when that happens, it makes me SO angry!
I hate it when that happens, it makes me SO angry!
When I befriend somebody on GR I always compare books with them to see how many books in common we have. According to what you read (and rate) lately I need to make sure I read as few books in common with you as possible as I really do not want to spend my time on your 2 and 1 star reads :)
Ha, be very glad you didn't read the second book then!
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Evgeny wrote: "When I befriend somebody on GR I always compare books with them to see how many books in common we have. According to what you read (and rate) lately I need to make sure I read as few books in comm..."
It's a good thing we were already friends before this summer, otherwise I'm pretty sure you would have avoided me from the plague, judging from the books I've been reading lately. But hey, our MacHalo TBR cleaning challenge is over, so I think I'm done reading crap for a while. Do you think you can try and forgive me for my shameful summer behavior? If you can, and are strong enough, we could even set a date for The Tower of Fear.
It's a good thing we were already friends before this summer, otherwise I'm pretty sure you would have avoided me from the plague, judging from the books I've been reading lately. But hey, our MacHalo TBR cleaning challenge is over, so I think I'm done reading crap for a while. Do you think you can try and forgive me for my shameful summer behavior? If you can, and are strong enough, we could even set a date for The Tower of Fear.
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Sh3lly ✨ Bring on the Weird ✨ wrote: "Ha, be very glad you didn't read the second book then!"
I just read your review for it. It looks like my crystal ball works even better than I thought it did, haha.
I just read your review for it. It looks like my crystal ball works even better than I thought it did, haha.
Especially since a vast majority of my dearest, mostest awesomest friends the creeps I vaguely know rated this thing 4 stars.
*glances sheepishly at my 4-star review*
I'm not allowed to recommend any more books to you, am I?! ;)
*glances sheepishly at my 4-star review*
I'm not allowed to recommend any more books to you, am I?! ;)
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David "proud Gleeman in Branwen's adventuring party" wrote: "Especially since a vast majority of my dearest, mostest awesomest friends the creeps I vaguely know rated this thing 4 stars.
*glances sheepishly at my 4-star review*
I'm not allowed to recomme..."
You?! Recommending books to me?! After you rated this book 4 stars?! Vade retro, Satana!:P
*glances sheepishly at my 4-star review*
I'm not allowed to recomme..."
You?! Recommending books to me?! After you rated this book 4 stars?! Vade retro, Satana!:P
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Shannon wrote: "Your reviews are so freaking funny!"
And here I am, trying to write super serious stuff all the time. I'm such a failure, haha. Thanks, Shannon!:D
And here I am, trying to write super serious stuff all the time. I'm such a failure, haha. Thanks, Shannon!:D