Logan's Reviews > The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl

** spoiler alert ** *MAJOR SPOIL ALERT, LIKE THIS WILL RUIN THE BOOK FOR YOU, IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YET*
Kyra aka Goth Girl, really got on my fudgin' nerves. I wanted to reach through the page, grab her stupid mohawk, and just wail on the chick. I would yell advice with every punch, and then kick/head butt her back into the book, throwing in a depression pamphlet. Like, did you really need to kick Donnie in the balls? And 'welcome to the real world' was so stupid of a reason to do it. When life kicks you in the balls, there's usually an ice pack provided, so up yours, Kyra. You know what, don't kick Donnie in the balls, kick yourself in your own metaphorical balls because you suck!
And let me remind you, hating Donnie only makes you like all the other girls you despise and rant about, so don't tell him he has 99% of it figured out, like you have the whole 100! You don't! You are an idiot, just like everyone else. Get over yourself, god! You're such a hypocrite, you probably have about 4% of it figured out - why don't you work on that 96 left to go, honey? Work on that 96.

This is just my opinion, but yes, Kyra really pissed me off this much, like infinity.

*****Older Logan speaking*****

Whoo chile let me bump that to 2 stars for you and the only reason my younger self had such words for a female character was because I'm convinced Barry Lyga doesn't know how to write them and is a low key mysoginist