"She deserves to be locked up... I thought I’d given you some semblance of a moral compass. And now I’m wonderin"She's wet. Really wet." [image]
"She deserves to be locked up... I thought I’d given you some semblance of a moral compass. And now I’m wondering if I’ve taught you anything at all... She was a married woman and you had no respect for that,... But we are talking about the sanctity of marriage. And if you have no respect for that, then you have no business being married..." i'm just gonna say that it's weird you are blaming your child for being rapped at 15 by your wife's friend. just saying. also okay he had sex with a married woman. i fail to see why that means he can never get married himself. if you are in a relationship and especially if u are married it is your responsibility to respect your partner and not sleep with other people. single people on the other hand don't own shit to anybody. i fail to see why her married ass didling kids is his problem. why is every character in this series deranged?
“You're a good man, Christian Grey.” is he? is he really?
“Oh?” My cock and I rejoice. please stop you are killing me
"Now she's quoting Gone With The Wind at me." of course and she is
god i'm addicted to this garbage i cant stop i even bought the dvd of Fifty Shades Darker because it contained a photo gallery inside the case. what am i supposed to do now that i finished the series? what i need you to understand is that Grey's POV is the most boring thing you will ever experience and that nothing interesting is happening *somehow he makes the interesting aspects of the original boring* but somehow this is longer than Ana's POV. why is it like 200 pages longer than Fifty Shades Freed? we may never know. ugh i'm finally free. she freed me ...more
I'M BAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKK. why do i keep reading these books omfg. i'm obsessed can't stop won't stop. also go watch The Multiverse Of Madness.
LI'M BAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKK. why do i keep reading these books omfg. i'm obsessed can't stop won't stop. also go watch The Multiverse Of Madness.
Let’s start with the positives: none. i want Ana's life. this bland bitch just eats, fucks and sleeps... omg should i get a sugar daddy?
jbadhdaebfjack: yes Christian is still boring, no just because u tell me he is cool and smart and sexy it doesn't mean that u showed me he is all that. he is a creep and boring and u all are just too fucking horny to see that.
no one: Grey in every fucking book: [image]
“You look like you've lost at least five pounds. ....Damn. I'm right. She's been suffering.” drop your routine queen. hot girl summer is almost here. let me suffer too.
-Why didn't you safe-word, Anastasia? -You know.... i forgot. What the hell?... I can't believe it. I clutch the table [image]
''I wonder what her morning routine is? Better. And I get to see her this evening. I bound out of bed and into my sweats. My run will take me on my usual route to check on her building. But this time, I won’t linger. I’m a stalker no more.'' electric and i cannot stress this enough chair.... if a man stalks you report him.
-Are you gay, Mr. Grey? Ah, sweet, innocent Ana. -No. Not gay. AGAIN? not that again. stop bullying me EL James
''One of the things I love about Ana is that she doesn’t cake herself in lipstick, or any other makeup for that matter.'' yeah WE GET IT she is not like the other girls. she is unique and quirky... she needs therapy and Fenty Stunna Lip Paint in red.
''She’s wet. So fucking wet. So ready. She moans as I rotate my fingers inside her and she comes, loudly, frantically, around them. Wow. That’s quick.'' [image]
“canary yellow” no he is rich. get a barbie car. vroom vroom bitch [image]
“Do you have any idea how exquisite your scent is, Ana? It’s irresistible.” Kilian, Love Don't Be Shy?
''And from the inside pocket I pull out her present to me.'' i hope he pulls out a cock ring and asks ''if u want to marry me put this cock ring on my throbbing pulsating cock''
kinky fucker is mentioned 13 times... why are we here? just to suffer?...more
it's book 5... no i didn't read books 1-4 but i got it for free so here we are. shit just kept going, it wouldn't end... maybe it's shit or maybe it's it's book 5... no i didn't read books 1-4 but i got it for free so here we are. shit just kept going, it wouldn't end... maybe it's shit or maybe it's not for me ...more
Oh yeah yeah yeah i will SPOIL EVERYTHING and if u care ew why do u but don't read this review ✌Oh yeah yeah yeah i will SPOIL EVERYTHING and if u care ew why do u but don't read this review ✌...more
I've spent more time on editing this review than i did on reading it. Sis u have no idea how long the first drafts are... Why the fuck did i de[image]
I've spent more time on editing this review than i did on reading it. Sis u have no idea how long the first drafts are... Why the fuck did i decide to reread them? Why am i doing this to myself... Can't wait to read Darker for the first time. It will be an experience.*probs won't buy it because Grey wasn't fun. it was excruciatingly boring but like JB once said 'never say never'* Sooo i got the movie tie in version because i wanted them all to match BUT this one has no pictures, no extra content, NOTHING. They only give u the first chapter of Grey... i paid 10€ just to suffer. Fuck u Arrow Books. And once again Ana has like 50 orgasms every time they fuck. So goddamn realistic.
I finally decided to read some positive reviews and now i'm lowkey worried about your guys' IQ and taste. 1.Christian is not cute, loving or romantic. He is a possessive cunt with no personality 2.Jennifer people complain about the BDSM relationship not because they are prudes and don't know what erotica is but because it is a terrible and unrealistic portrayal of BDSM couples 3.Some people got surprised by the ending. Of course and they started a family and lived happily ever after u crackheads. Also isn't this a Twilight fanfic?
The positives: 1.This is my favourite one and only because of the action. No, it wasn't good but it was an experience. 2.It's the last book. So it's got that going on for it.
Okay now let's get into it: So, so many goddamn plot holes.
''I listen to the Christian Grey mix on my new iPod'' This aged like milk.
''Oh Christian... my possessive,jealous,control freak christian.'' Oh what the fuck... Ana please get some standards. Controlling manchildren are not cute.
If u want to read about 2 gay cousins fucking in a tiny bit modernised Ancient Greece get it. Plato's Symposium could also''He lived, he died...''
If u want to read about 2 gay cousins fucking in a tiny bit modernised Ancient Greece get it. Plato's Symposium could also be a fine alternative. [image]
I read The Iliad in whatever grade we had to study it and didn't really care for it. We all know about Achilles, the war.... that been said, Achilles and Patroclus were definitely fucking. I don't think that they were lovers tho. Just friends with benefits. Everyone was fucking everything back then. Homosexuality was fine as long as u were the top and married a woman.
Right ok, i got it because it was cheap and everyone was talking about it. It was ok. I knew what would happen, couldn't care less, won't reread it. I read it in Greek, thought the translation was good but am i wrong? was it garbage and that's why i didn't like it? highly doubt it but if u are a stan pretend that's why i didn't like it and don't @ me... i don't get the hype. [image]
The whole thing, from page 1, is too wuw wuw. It's way too cheesy, i will throw up. Also am i supposed to believe that this 10year old is THAT poetic? That's not how kids think. Also Achilles always pissed me off. Am i supposed to care about a man SO FUCKING DUMB that he didn't even manage to protect his HEEL???? BRO U HAD ONLY ONE FUCKING JOB!!!
It didn't make me wanna kill myself so i'm gonna give it 2stars.... edit: you know what... u all are way too generous with your rating so i'm changing it to 1 [image]...more
‘‘An image of her shackled to my bench, peeled gingerroot inserted in her ass so she can’t clench her buttocks.’’ [image]
Okay, I’ve finally came to‘‘An image of her shackled to my bench, peeled gingerroot inserted in her ass so she can’t clench her buttocks.’’ [image]
Okay, I’ve finally came to the conclusion that the 50 Shades trilogy is my guilty pleasure. It’s so bad it's kinda good and I can't stop laughing. Also I love complaining about it. Freed wasn't on sale but this one was so I decided to finally read it and I have a feeling it will be worse than 50 Shades. I kinda regret buying it. Soooo this is shit. shit shit shit. It’s not even so bad it's good like the first one. Grey is a whiny baby with no personality and somehow his point of view is worse than Ana's. Ugh I miss Anastasia's complex vocabulary. I just want her to say Jeez one more time... ...omfg it's almost 600pages long… why are these books so fucking big?
‘‘The book is dedicated to those who asked... and asked... and asked... and asked for this.'' Okay which one of u fuckers is responsible for this abomination? Come on make urself known, I won't jump u.
I finally understand why they like each other. Both have no personality and they are the definition of cringe. Also I’m so confused. Is everything Grey says and does supposed to be sexy? After reading this I don't think I can ever be turned on again. I get why 50 Shades is a popular trilogy. If u are into ''BDSM'' erotica, you will probably like it. What I don't get is who on earth enjoys Grey *the book*. I get that you may be attracted to him because he is mysterious and sexy and bossy and interesting *yes I’m bullshiting. He is none of those adjectives. He is lame, boring and a controlling man-child* but here the ''mystery'' is gone and he is whiny and lame. I found the sex scenes in 50 cringe inducing but I can see why middle aged women get wet while reading them. Here they are boring. Thanks EL, my vag just died ...more
Yes I finally bought it and yes I spent 10,99€. Just to know I’ve read all 3 of them years ago and I found this worse than the first one. It also inclYes I finally bought it and yes I spent 10,99€. Just to know I’ve read all 3 of them years ago and I found this worse than the first one. It also includes bonus material... it’s gonna be lit. Okay so the only reason I’m buying the movie tie-in versions is the posters and the fact that they are grotesque looking... why do I like owning psychical copies of the books I read and why am I rereading them? God I remember how boring this was. Why am I rereading this? Okay I will get through it. One day I should buy Grey. I haven't read it yet but when it came out I read a quote from it that said ''An image of her shackled to my bench, peeled gingerroot inserted in her ass so she can’t clench her buttocks...''. Ugh I need it.... THERE IS A BOOK CALLED DARKER??? CAN THIS WOMAN JUST STOP MURDERING LITERATURE? I’m having a stroke and I haven't even started reading this. The memories of that cold night of 2014 are coming back to me and I hate it.
Let’s start with the positives: 1. The bonus material: pictures from the set. I was blessed enough to avoid seeing the sequel. Proud of me... RITA ORA WAS IN THE MOVIE??? Girl I was rooting for you, wtf? 2. It’s better written and it has some plot. Somehow still found it worse than the first one.
Anyways, here's a rant: They were apart for like 5 days and then got back together. That was so fucking lame and i don't even care about them. Cassandra Clare made us wait until the last fucking chapter of her enormous book to tell us if Magnus and Alec would get back together or not & here you could tell from the ending of the first book that they would get back together in a a couple of days. 2014 was a wild year for me. Wow the mixtape he made for her is trash. Btw I like how she is like ''haha thanks for the iPad. Loved it'' and he is like ''I’m glad. I also got one''.... bro why did she have to know?
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‘‘Holy shit. An e-mail from Christian. Oh no, not here... not at work.'' It’s probably SFW, you will be fine. If you feel like crying just go to the bathroom. ..Yup she went to the restroom to cry. Weak bitch. Didn’t she run away because she was like 'oh Christian whip me!'' ‘‘Oh no did you just whip me? Sniff sniff. Don’t talk to me ever again.''... I don't understand their relationship. ''Christian’s been getting my calls-unless he's just thrown the blackberry away. How did he get my e-mail address?'' We’ve been through this before you bland bitch. He is a stalker... remember when blackberries were a thing… ‘‘No, no, no. I cannot be with someone who takes pleasure in inflicting pain on me, someone who can't love me.'' Boi is just really into BDSM. No one made you get whipped and you also barely know him. Just leave him. Also wtf does bdsm have to do with love? Just because he is a kinky bad boi with a dark mysterious past doesn't mean that he doesn't love you. He doesn't love you because he just met you. ‘‘You look like you've lost at least five pounds, possibly more since then.'' ...is she dating my grandma? ‘‘That’s why Kate thought you were gay.'' LET'S NOT GO THROUGH THE GAY SHIT AGAIN. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! i'm having war flashbacks.... HOW AM I STILL ON PAGE 22? How long is this review going to be? ''Franco is small, dark and gay.'' Quality characterisation? I'm counting him as a gay character ...more
#TVD13TheEnd [image] THIS AND AFTER DEAD BY HARRIS ARE THE DEFINITION OF USELESS CASH GRABS !!!!! It took me like 7-8years to finish this series *we #TVD13TheEnd [image] THIS AND AFTER DEAD BY HARRIS ARE THE DEFINITION OF USELESS CASH GRABS !!!!! It took me like 7-8years to finish this series *we are ignoring the fact that I haven’t read 11-12*. I can’t believe I finally did it. I regret starting it. I’m suddenly not against burning books.
‘'Look for the hashtags throughout this book and share your own reactions on Twitter. To connect with other readers right now, tag your tweets with #TVD13’’ THERE ARE FUCKING # IN THIS SHIT. I refuse to believe anyone used them. Also L. J. Smith would never.
#TVD13StelenaReturns Stefan is still fucking boring. Fight me.
#TVD13LovingDelena ‘Hello, Elena.’ Damon’s mouth twisted into its telltale smirk, and Elena knew she was home. I think we all knew that Elena’s boring ass would end up with Damon in the books and the tv show. No surprise there.
DAMON IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS AND HE SHOULD HAVE KILLED THEM ALL!!!!!
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He’d actually planned on sitting alone in his apartment and drowning his sorrows in whiskey. Current mood.
STOP SAYING JEEZ. Mr. Knight, Mr. Grey… iHe’d actually planned on sitting alone in his apartment and drowning his sorrows in whiskey. Current mood.
STOP SAYING JEEZ. Mr. Knight, Mr. Grey… is every BDSM erotica the same? Ok this is apparently book 2 but it doesn’t matter. It’s not a complicated storyline. I figured it out. I found this in my house *probs a newspaper gift* and I was like ‘oh ok Imma read it’…. I regret everything. Also my version is translated in Greek. Don’t know why I mentioned it. So I went to Goodreads to read about the first book and I found this [image] : “I’m the one with the dick and you’re the one that wants it,’ he gently said. ‘It’s not complicated.”
“Jeez. Is that kind of invasive detail actually legal?” Honey you are on your period not on a secret mission. STFU.
DECEASED: "You’ve become my drug of choice, my addiction, my greatest pleasure.” "You’re my obsession, my craziness, my waking dream.’’ “Is that all I mean to you? A hard dick?” ‘’ …with that really fabulous dick…’’ “I wouldn’t dream of saying no to you after that dynamite orgasm.” “My dick always has the final vote with you, baby.’’
“Who wouldn’t like him? He’s an amazing man.” Me? I hate him you bland piece of bread.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? WHAT THE FUCK????: Hot with temper, he was on top of her before she’d finished speaking, slamming into her because she could piss him off damn near better than anyone. Stunned, she sucked in a breath. “What the hell are you doing?” “I’m trying to fuck you, baby. I’m not getting much help. Should I order in some lube?” “Get. Off. Me,” she said, tight and angry. “Right now.” “No way.” And that kids is what aunt Ria calls rape. R-A-P-E, RAPE. [image]...more
‘’jeez jeez we are all bewildered jeez, my inner goddess.’’ This is badly written porn for middle aged moms that wish their boring and bland husbands w‘’jeez jeez we are all bewildered jeez, my inner goddess.’’ This is badly written porn for middle aged moms that wish their boring and bland husbands would tie them up and fuck the living shit out of them. It starts with a cringy interview and them looking at each other and falling madly in love because it's a unique and original concept. Truly revolutionised the genre. ''No man has ever affected me the way Christian Grey has, and I cannot fathom why. Is it his looks? His civility? Wealth? Power? I don't understand my irrational reaction.'' Okay bitches so, I read this trilogy when everyone was obsessed with the books * will never understand why* but I now got a physical copy of it because it was on sale and I’m a fucking weirdo that wants to own the shit I read. This is the first and last erotica I will ever touch. I’m not a prude. I’m just not really into romance or reading about people fucking. It’s the definition of cringe and I can feel my soul leaving my body every time I read a scene. When I first read it I skipped the sex scenes but this time I decided to read the whole thing.... Yeeahhh i regret it. I mean I didn't expect a literacy masterpiece because it's porn with plot but come on. It’s sooooo fucking bland and terribly written. We all know It’s Twilight fanfiction but please try to show you care. I’ll give her a point for putting some ''plot?'' in the sequels. Back to the story: ‘’A-I hang up. Ha!... Hang on. He’s just messing with my head. I didn’t tell him where I was… Besides, it will take him hours to get here *Portland* from Seattle… C-I’m staying at the Heathman... I tracked your phone.’’ Okay okay okay, so this dumb cunt decided to go get hammered and Christian called her and was like 'yo, where you at' and she was like 'bahahaha none of your business pussyboy' and hang up. Then she went outside and lonely boy was like 'queen I like you, don't you get it. Let me see that lil pussy' and while she was like 'ew get away from me you creep', flash comes and is like 'boy you better back the fuck off' and saves her from getting raped. BITCH WHAT? BITCH HOW? I wanna die. ''Are you gay, Mr. Grey? I wince at the memory.'' ‘’Grey talking about his mom: She always thought I was gay because she’s never seen me with a girl.’’ WHY DO THEY ALL THINK HE IS GAY. HE ALSO HAD 15 GFs BUT HIS MOM NEVER EVEN HEARD HIM MENTION THEM BUT SHE MET THIS BITCH BECAUSE SHE IS SPECIAL AND THE MOM CAME OVER WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING. She is his first everything. Hahaha I’m gonna puke. BTW this man couldn’t be straighter. Is this a recurring joke? Because I’m on Chapter 10 and it keeps popping up...Chapter 14: I think he is gay, I mutter. ‘’Do you have to do it?’’*talking about receiving pain.* I don't think that I’m the first person to say this but ANASTASIA STEELE IS A DUMB WHORE. Bitch you are 21 not 3. YOU ARE ENTERING A BDSM RELATIONSHIP. I’m not an expert but you are gonna get spanked. What did you think you’d do? ‘’What are butt plugs?’’... ‘’’Eggs??? I’m glad you found it funny.’’I can’t keep my injured feelings out of my face’. If you aren't into it say no and move on. I can’t believe this unseasoned woman thought that he would shove an actual egg up her ass and got annoyed when he laughed. ‘’Because I’m fifty shades of fucked up, Anastasia’’ Another thing is that Christian is a boring asshole, leave him. Great sugar daddy but he is too much work. *yeah yeah yeah I know she leaves him at the end, but spoiler alert I guess, they get back together. Fuck off*. What a garbage relationship. Both of them are so uninteresting. Yeah sure by book 3 Ana becomes a kinky bitch but that was such a lame character development. Wow she went from not being sure if she wants to get whipped to being rich and really wanting to get whipped. Christian stayed annoying. Some of my favourite quotes: "He's my very own Christian Grey popsicle." ''He rips through my virginity." "I must be the color of the communist manifesto." ''I don't make love. I fuck... hard.'' ‘’So wet. You never disappoint, Miss Steele.’’ Pros: I got the movie-tie-in edition so there is the movie poster on the cover but on the inside of the front and back cover there are promotional posters and I dig that +I kept reading it late at night and I couldn't stop laughing. Great comedy. I recommend it. ?????: THE CONTRACT IS 10 PAGES LONG. WHO HAS ACTUALLY READ IT, PLUS I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT SHE ENDED UP SIGNING IT… I can’t believe she actually wrote that…Ughh, I said that this time I will read the whole book and I read the contract... Are you guys consenting to genital clamps or are you some kind of weak and lame old lady.
Quick survey time: How much pain is the Submissive willing to experience? Where 1 is likes intensely and 5 is dislikes intensely: 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 – 5
''Hank Clearwater contracted gonorrhea.'' Fucking kill me. thank god she dedicated a whole page to inform me. now i can finally die peacefully. so ''Hank Clearwater contracted gonorrhea.'' Fucking kill me. thank god she dedicated a whole page to inform me. now i can finally die peacefully. so i was planning on reviewing shit again in 2019 because i wanted to leave it at 55 because i'm a fucking weirdo but look bitch... i just HAVE to rant about this bland shameless cash grab. Yeah okay sure, I've only read up to book 9 but still, who? oh yes finally a book with all my favourite characters. so memorable.... BTW, i know what happens in Dead Ever After which is the reason why i'm planning on finishing the series. What a waste of money. before you ask, it was on sale and i knew that it was fucking garbage but i had to see it with my own eyes. yes i got it for 4€ *which is still a lot* but in the book it says it costs 9. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT PRICING AN ALMOST EMPTY BOOK 9€ WAS A GOOD THING. for real. if you combine the 195 pages and take out the artwork and the blank space it's probably like 50 pages long. cons: pretty much what i said, Lafayette *he has nothing to do with this. i'm still bitter & i'm blaming it on this abomination*, i read it in like 30minutes + the fact that she DOESN'T EVEN TELL US WHAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE (ex. John Quinn Had Many More Adventures.... wooooowwww he does stuff. you don't say). if i keep thinking about it i will somehow find more shit to complain so i'm leaving it here. pros: the artwork is nice. i like the cover, it has blood....more
Sometimes i feel like i'm the only person who hates this book. for a weird reason my mom bought this for me and my lil bro. i'm the only person in my Sometimes i feel like i'm the only person who hates this book. for a weird reason my mom bought this for me and my lil bro. i'm the only person in my house that has read this and yeah i ain't planning on going through that again. kid me was bored enough for both of us...more
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, I know I’m reading a YA book that isn’t marketed to me and the only reason I even own it is because the site had ‘preorder LYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, I know I’m reading a YA book that isn’t marketed to me and the only reason I even own it is because the site had ‘preorder Leah for 3€’ and everyone was like ‘Omfg bi-girl representation. So fucking hyped’. Sooooo yeeahhh, are we shocked I hate it? I watched Love Simon, didn’t read the book but I decided that I will someday get it *not because this thing? sold it to me. I just liked the coming out parts of that teen romance. Didn’t care for the rest*. Love, Simon didn’t really make me care for Leah. Like wow she has a crush on Simon…. Cool? Kinda forgot about her while watching it… anyways, I’m gonna bitch now. Can we talk about how forced the vibe of this is? What I mean is that Becky *of course and she is called Becky* tried to make this be cool and hip but that’s not how it comes across as. Granted I’m 20 not 14 but I don’t think my lil ass would like it. I know teens and kids my age talk like that but the way she writes the dialogue, the slang, Leah’s inner thoughts, she makes it sound cringy and lame. Idk, this looks like something a teen wrote. So many references of other popular franchises... Fight me, I don’t give a shit. Oh yeah side note, there are swear words in this *ooohhhh*. On a serious note tho, I didn’t expect it but I dig it. Ugh I’m a fucking asshole… That may be a me thing but the moment I see the word ‘ship’ I know it’s a garbage book. Yeah granted, I don’t think I’ve come across that before but it’s because I avoid that. I’m sorry but it makes the author look like they are trying too hard to be relatable. Now I’m thinking about it, shipping was mentioned on Shadowhunter Academy and I found it cringy (wow did I just criticise Cassandra Clare? Who am i?)… This bitch apparently introduced Simon to queer fanfiction. What a cool and relatable teen. BTW I recommended a fic once (fanfiction was never my cup of tea but I’ve read a couple) and that was the Milk fic because I’ve always been an asshole. Do teens these days recommend fics to each other? Did they do that before? I don’t know if it’s because I didn’t read Simon and my knowledge on Leah comes from the movie but it’s not like I’ve seen ‘Leah, what a bisexual icon’ before. Where there signs in Simon or is this just a forced cash grab? I mean it looks like it is. Let’s be real, why is this a thing. At the start Becky says ‘For the readers who knew something was up, even when I didn’t.' So I think we can all agree this is based on kids’ fanfictions and exists because LGBT YA books are currently popular. Omfg Becky, thanks I hate it... Becky is straight right? I’m not saying I can tell but yeeaahhh *tea emoji*….. Somehow I almost forgot Abby, she is also bi? I don’t care. Sure whatever, the whole gang is fucking gay. I’m convinced, okay. We are all huge homosexuals. Also, the romance tots not forced. So natural… ‘’I’m shook.’’ For fuck's shake, Abby didn't know you wanted to jump on her pussy. Omfg why did you lead me on, I’m so angry. You didn't understand I like you? ''I want you to stop messing with my head.'' Bitch she didn't know that you liked her or that she is into girls. She is confused. Can you stop acting like an immature cunt for like once? Can we talk about Chapter 28 for a sec? Leah apparently is in the position to decide if someone's sexuality is valid or not. When she said she's a bit bi i assumed she meant she has girl crushes and is probably mostly into guys and is still kinda confused. *like 80%-20% or 90%-10%*. Not everyone is 50-50. ‘‘You’re either bi or not.'' jeez Becky thanks...''I don't get it...Just be bi. Like come on...It's not a real label.'' look bitch you can't declare someone's sexuality as being real or fake... ugh yes heterosexual people writing LGBT characters. Back to Leah, queen ended racism? Is it just me or she like not cool or interesting. I don’t like her *snarky cunt* but that’s not the reason why I didn’t like it. (I mean there are books I love where the protagonist is an unbearable cunt. Ex, Luckiest Girl Alive, garbage protagonist but somehow I loved the book.) If I was her mom I would have sucker punched her so hard. She is your mom you braindead cunt. Oh great apparently we are both Slytherin… can I change house? I don’t want her. ‘’ I'm the worst kind of Slytherin. I'm the kind who's so stupidly in love with a Gryffindor, she can't even function.’’ I think I just puked. I know that it was in Simon too but I don’t get the hype around Oreos. They aren’t THAT good. Side note, yeah I didn’t care about the Simon/Bram parts. Didn’t care for their relationship in the movie so it’s not like this would make me care. Why did I reread this? Can I get a refund? Jk jk, I like looking at the cover. It’s so pretty. And that color <3 Long story short when I first read it I gave it 3stars because it was my fault for buying it and later changed it to 2 but yeah fuck it no. I can’t give this garbage cash grab a pass just because there’s representation in it. Sorry not sorry....more
bad, boring and Conrad is also a piece of shit but i can't rate this 0 stars so here we are. it was a gift so yay. [image]bad, boring and Conrad is also a piece of shit but i can't rate this 0 stars so here we are. it was a gift so yay. [image]...more
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