Look it's not terrible but I just about hate all the characters. haha The back made me think it's just about a serial killer trucker is picking up hitcLook it's not terrible but I just about hate all the characters. haha The back made me think it's just about a serial killer trucker is picking up hitchhikers. Which cool, sounds great! There's a theory that several uncaught serial killers are doing this sort of thing. But it's about a fat ugly vamp that smells like human poop. lol I'm not gonna blame the writer for that just a bit bummed the back was misleading probably someone else wrote the summery.
ANYWAYS here are my problems
AMANDA'S BOYFRIEND IS A DOUCHE AND I WISH SHE'D LEAVE HIM.. am I suppose to cheer on this dickhead? The first time he's introduced he's drunk and demanding her check money to gamble it away, when she doesn't give it he shoves her on the floor and rips it away from her. and it's implied he has in fact hit her before. OUR INTRODUCTION LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN!! and all the sudden he sobers up.. to make himself better for amanda.. oh and he's cheated on her with her i guess kinda best friend? Uh no... i don't care for him.. "but he stopped drinking! and got her flowers!! and he said he was gonna be better!!" so? that doesn't change how he treated her. I hate him, i don't care, he's a dick.
MOVING ON TO THE VAMPIRE Boo hoo he's fat and ugly and has bad teeth and angry most vampires are seen as attractive in media... (newsflash vampires are seen as highly sexual creatures bc of the closeness they have to be with victims and the taking of bodily fluids.. its just a thing so yeah over time they eventually became highly sexualized and good looking over time *shurg* i just know a bunch of useless vampire facts lol, still a nice change to have a non-attractive vampire in the mix from time to time, but all this guy did was mope and bitch, just make him more monster like dang) me: *does the kinda 'and?' shrug motion* "so loose weight? or if you can't do that bc you're stuck looking like turd bc of the century you where living in had terrible hygiene, idk just fucking bathe and change your clothes?" vamp: nooo *sob* ppl feared me!!! ITS YOUR FAULT I BET YOU READ ONLY SEXY VAMPIRE STUFF AND NEVER SEEN NOSFERATU!!! me: theres a TON OF UGLY VAMPIRE MEDIA MY GUY... JUST CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES MY GOD!!! vamp: AHHHH NOOOOO ME: THEN SHUT UP UNCLE BALDY!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB *throws a bucket of holy water on him*
me: AND DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU BACK THERE YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A DAMN HERO, GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!! *throws anything and everything heavy at Amandas bf* NO ONE WANTS YOUR STUPID FLOWERS!!
SPOILER!!!!!!!!!
AMANDA TRICKS THE CENTURIES OLD VAMPIRE SHE'S DEAD BY CUTTING OFF THE CIRCULATION TO ONE ARM i got nothing to say really.. just try bleeding her from a different arm? no? okay.. fine be dumb book...more
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