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313 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1957
OFFICER. Oh, this is dreadful, really dreadful!
SCHOOLMASTER. Yes, dreadful, that’s precisely what it is when a big boy like you has no ambition…
OFFICER. [pained]. A big boy, yes, I am big, much bigger than them; I’m grown up. I’ve finished school… [as if waking up] but I’ve a doctorate… What am I doing sitting here? Haven’t I got my doctorate?
SCHOOLMASTER. Yes, of course, but you’ll sit here and mature, you see, mature… Isn’t that it?
[Redacted, to spare your sanity]
SCHOOLMASTER. No, you are still far from mature…
OFFICER. But how long will I have to sit here, then?
SCHOOLMASTER. How long? Do you think that time and space exist?… Suppose that time exists, you ought to be able to say what time is. What is time?
OFFICER. Time?… [Considers] I can’t say, but I know what it is. Ergo* I know what two times
two is, without being able to say it.—Can you tell me what time is, sir?
SCHOOLMASTER. [...] Time?— — —Let me see! [Remains standing motionless with his finger to his nose] While we are talking, time flies. Therefore time is something that flies while I talk!
A BOY [getting up]. You are talking now, and while you are talking, I’m flying, therefore I am time! [Flees]
SCHOOLMASTER. According to the laws of logic that is perfectly correct!
OFFICER. But in that case the laws of logic are absurd, because Nils can’t be time just because he flew away!
SCHOOLMASTER. That is also perfectly correct according to the laws of logic, although it remains quite absurd.
OFFICER. Then logic is absurd!
SCHOOLMASTER. It really looks that way. But if logic is absurd, then so is the whole world too… and in that case why the hell should I sit here teaching all of you such absurdities!—If someone will stand us a drink, we’ll go for a swim!
LORD CHANCELLOR. What was hidden behind the door?And so by all the powers which the heyday of European imperialism and the approaching assasination of Franz Ferdinand have invested in me, I hereby appoint myself to bestow upon this...this "play"...
GLAZIER. I can’t see anything.
LORD CHANCELLOR. He can’t see anything! No, I can believe it!— — —Deans! What was hidden behind the door?
DEAN OF THEOLOGY. Nothing! That is the solution to the riddle of the universe!— — —In the beginning God created heaven and earth out of nothing.
DEAN OF PHILOSOPHY. Nothing will come of nothing.
DEAN OF MEDICINE. Rubbish! That’s all nothing!
DEAN OF LAW. I have my doubts!… There is a fraud here somewhere. I appeal to all right-thinking people!
DAUGHTER [to the POET ]. Who are these right-thinking people?
POET. If only one could say! It usually means just the one person. Today it’s I and mine, tomorrow it’s you and yours.—You are appointed to the post, or rather, you appoint yourself.
"Human beings are to be pitied!" (196)That human beings are to be pitied is the thread that runs through this collection of five of Strindberg's plays: The Father, Miss Julie, The Dance of Death I, A Dream Play, and The Ghost Sonata. I have reviewed the plays individually, so I will not go into detail again here. This edition included a great introduction (to each play and to Strindberg and his art more generally, including his relation to others like Ibsen, Freud, etc.) as well as elaborate notes which were very helpful. My favorite among the plays was definitely A Dream Play. I think that the challenge with Strindberg is (or at least, I found that it was for me) to see the beauty, complexity, creativity, allusiveness, and conviction of his plays, without being too viscerally affected by their contents.