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256 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 1, 2022
This is not the beginning in narration's traditional sense — things had come before — but if you'll humour me a little, I'll start by speaking of my work at Geoffrey Browne, where we were vultures scavenging remains. After a funeral, in we'd waltz with our Post-it notes: yellow for indexing, green for research, pink for Primas. We'd strip houses to the bones of their walls and clean them of mouldings too, drilling deep, tearing out cartilage to gain the sale items, thicken the catalogue — profiteers of death.
My dear friend Beth said I was too hard on myself, that an auction house was hardly the Serengeti, that I was prone to pessimism and exaggeration — 'miserabilism', she called it. But that wasn't true, I liked the word 'miserabilism'; it felt good rolling around the tongue, proving an appetite for life.
Metaphor aside, the reality is I had no qualms ransacking dead people's houses. It was a thrill finding an object hidden for generations and unearthing its narrative. Who had dusted it, lounged in it, held on to it with a false sense of duty? And for how many decades had it sat in the one room, absorbing years of cheer and anguish that left stains even the most skilled carpenter couldn't sand away. (p.3)
Fran twice tapped the plastic cat with her fingernail. 'You always make such bold choices,' she said, sitting on my desk to face me.
It was my fault we'd lost any sense of personal space: I'd been too festive at the last Christmas party and pulled at the stitched bonbons on her holiday-themed skirt. She'd spent the next several months poking and prodding at my clothing to reclaim ground I'd conquered. (p.7)
Teapots, I decided, were connected to storytelling, belonging to the Department of Once Upon a Time.
The bush was like a rococo relief: scrolling and curvaceous, dramatic and untamed. Everything uninhibited until ... ahead ... the emerald shoots of a wallaby grass parted unnaturally...