Disappearances

Paradise Lost is basically the definition of a cinematic disaster. It's the kind of movie that would probably only be appreciated by some cowboy out in the American wilderness—and that's mostly because it's about him. The soundtrack? I wouldn't even call it music. It's just a bunch of stereotypical "country" sounds mashed together, trying (and failing) to give the movie some kind of atmosphere. All it really delivers is a giant pile of nothing, offering the viewer little more than a good opportunity to fall asleep. (05/10/2010)