Agentit 355

Jessica Chastain can be very believable, for example, in roles of strong women who can mop the floor with men thanks to their brains (Miss Sloane, Molly’s Game), but when she does the same in the action genre with guns and moves, I don't trust her so much. Unlike, say, Diane Kruger, who for me is the star of The 355 and ultimately the main reason to watch until the end credits. This film makes clear the genre we are going to be in already in the first scene with the hacking of a plane. It's just a pity that it takes itself so seriously and, above all, that it's so long. It’s an average flick with several good scenes, but I’ll likely forget it soon. (03.04.2022)

How original can a spy film be when its second scene starts with a caption: CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia? The feminist clique, for the 355th time this decade, is closing doors on the evil, power-hungry white masculinity producing toxic fumes. You already know who is pretending interest for their own goals, who is pretending death for the same reasons, and who is pretending not to choke on the bite they’ve taken as the director. The only surprising thing is how Penélope Cruz drained the youth from Jason Flemyng. Box office results fairly decided that this Fox Five would be a flop. (06.07.2023)

A light, female-led action flick where the casting is the best thing about it. Sure, the action is sparse and a bit underwhelming, but the actresses clearly had a blast, and I enjoyed the ride with them as a fun, relaxing watch. (04.04.2022)

Jessica Chastain, Diane Kruger, and Penélope Cruz, these three can be in anything they want and I will enjoy it, even if it's a total disaster. The 355 is a bit of a mess, but these three ageless beauties pull everything up from the bottom of the barrell. It's a shame that the script didn't fall into the hands of a pro who could have come up with a more sophisticated story for the female action quintet. (13.05.2023)