wichita excalibur -smells like rain -tasted a star once -yearns co barnaby -kisses Tlowers -loves nightcore -only knows how to cook french toast mpanionship-sleeps 2 hrs a week is not secretly 1000 bees but fears intimacy-prob eats bugs hot dog fun at parties holiday -wearing pants to buckarod -inhales trash -refuses to occur on loves licking stamps boost self-confidence this plane of existence -awaits to be freed -hopes to learn how -worried it's not from the shackles of this mortal coil…