Boat humor

Boats are excellent for a fun time on the water or transportation. Next time you see or ride one, remember funny boat puns for a good laugh. Few things can beat sailing or boating on a sunny day.

You won't believe these redneck fishing boat names that I have seen whilst out on the water. I've included a few photos as well of the best funny names!

We've pushed the boat out to bring you these oar-some sailor jokes and puns that are sure to make waves! Don't worry - they're all above board! Read more now ...

A man was asked to paint a boat. He brought his paint and brushes and began to paint the boat a bright red, as the owner asked him.While painting, he noticed a small hole in the hull, and quietly repaired it.When he finished painting, he received his money and left.The next day, the owner of the boat came to the painter and presented him with a nice check, much higher than the payment for painting.

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So there is a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist in a boat fishing. The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and grabs his lures before walking back to the boat. The atheist was astounded, but before he...

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says “John what are you so happy for?” “Well Dave,

Set sail on a sea of laughter with these funny boat puns that will keep you entertained and make waves of amusement!

The boat naming tradition dates back hundreds of years. In the olden days, sea vessels were given unique boat names, often inspired by gods, to ensure their protection from bad luck. And even nowadays, when you pick a name for a new ship, the naming ceremony is exact and complex so that no unfortunate event would befall the seafarer on its maiden trip.

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