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The Monster Mosh
02:19
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I was running the soundboard, late at night
when my ears b-heard something tight
a werewolf with a guitar played a nasty riff
other creatures ran in and started to pit
(they did the Mosh)
they did the monster mosh
(the monster mosh)
It’s where the beef gets quashed
(they did the mosh) they head walked on Josh
(the monster mosh) they did the monster mosh
for all the hardcore creeps from the young to the old
murders of sweatshirts and camo shorts to behold
ghoulish bands all crawled to wherever would host
to beat up children and karate fight ghosts
(they did the mosh)
they did the monster mosh
(the monster mosh)
there was violence awash
(they did the mosh) they’ll stomp you into goulash
(they did the mosh) they did the monster mosh
zombies threw fists (who lost a tennis shoe?)
Frankenstein started a circle pit (who lost a tennis shoe?)
The Mummy crowd killed Wolfman, Dracula and his son
from side of stage, Drac grabbed the mic
he looked pissed and ready to fight
he stopped the band, shook his fist and said
“what the fuck is up, Denny's let's open up this pit!"
(they did the mosh)
they did the monster mosh
(the monster mosh) two steps you love to watch
(they did the mosh) it’s got a kind of panache
(the monster mosh) It's now the monster mosh
(they did the mosh)
they did the monster mosh
(the monster mosh)
I'm out of rhymes... oh gosh.
(they did the mosh) uhhh uhhh... acorn squash?
(the monster mosh) they did the monster mosh
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The Regular Guy Mash
02:46
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I was waiting in line
at a human bank
when I received an invitation
to something rank
a flier that suggested
a ghoulish gala
a dance party
for other worldly thems and fellas
I arrived on the scene
prepared for ghosts and ghouls
but I walked inside and saw a bunch of normal fools
(they were just guys)
they were regular guys
(some human guys)
they each had only two eyes
(normal guys)
not even a clever disguise
(nope just dudes and guys)
I expected some kind of surprise
I thought it’d be ball
with fellow fiendish displays
now I’m the only daemon
at the corporate soirée
the humans were un-phased
I couldn’t give them a fright
they just stood around talking and
drinking bud light
*bud light*
I’ve made a huge mistake
there was nothing to revile
no monsters mashed, waltzed, or gangnam styled
(they were just guys)
they were regular guys
(a bunch of guys)
they’re not abnormally sized
(average guys)
coming here was unwise
(no wise guys)
I’ll have to plot their demise
they threw a Halloween party with just human guests?
not a soul was in a costume now I’m seasonally depressed
why have a hauntless celebration? give me one good reason
this cannot be allowed it’s a war on spooky season
I should kill them all
and use the resurrection spell
to morph this shindig into an un-living hell.
but even if they’re zombies would they be any fun?
they’re all branch managers of P.C. Richard and Son
*and son*
it’s too big a risk for a boring entourage
so we’ll end this song with a murder montage
(he’s killing guys)
I’m killing regular guys
(gouging their eyes)
today’s the end of their lives
(the knife blade flies)
cut them from their toes to the skies
( au revoir guys)
kiss your asses goodbye
(they were just guys)
they used to be regular guys
(some human guys)
they would eat cupcakes and pies
(apple pies)
they studied comedy that was Improvised
(was improvised)
they were regular guys
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Goosebumps
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