Music jokes

."Help! I'm in treble (trouble)! I ran over something sharp now my tire is flat. I need a quarter for the phone. Do I need to repeat any of that?"

Take a break from the day and put your brain on the shelf, because its' time to get dumb.

While wearing a cardboard box....

They don't come any sharper than these music jokes; they definitely won't fall flat because they rock and are sure to strike just the right note! Read more.

Music dads use this joke all the time. It's corny pun is bound to get some of the best eye rolls you've seen in weeks. Musicians love these jokes.

Choral geeks: these top-tier memes all apply to you. Read, and feel grateful for all those well-spent years as a back-row alto.

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Music is as old as humankind itself, and so are puns. At least, we believe so. With what else could one have occupied their minds when scavenging for food some 60,000 years ago if not by annoying their hunting partners with puns or humming a repetitive tune? And, at one time, both of these pastimes merged into one, and thus we have musical puns - a marriage made in heaven.