Turning 40 humor

» 40 things to know from a soon to be 40 year old » I am turning 40 this week. Yikes. 40. That sounds old. Time has flown by. "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" - Michael

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A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts. Ten

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"At 40, you still have all the moves – you just don’t make them as fast." Jokes about turning 40 to make your milestone a smile-stone, not a pile of groans.

Are you worried about turning 40? No need to worry because this age comes with its own charm. Read these interesting quotes about turning 40 and enjoy your middle age.