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Some men are plain-old unromantic, and it's hard to find the right words to say that won't freak him out. So here are funny love quotes to woo him.

Whether it's a funny line from a comedian or a quote from a movie, some of the 53 following funny love quotes for him or her are cute yet funny.

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These funny friendship quotes are perfect to use as captions on your Instagram selfies and photos with your best friends.

Sharing the best funny quotes with friends is a sure way to brighten both of your days.

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