Funny long jokes

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

This woman had no patience for an entitled mom who refused to move from her seat on a plane.

A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. #funny, #joke, #humor

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]

Since we love Avatar: The Last Airbender so much, it’s only fair that we’ll be able to laugh with them and at them. This is a celebration of everything ATLA, with the best jokes and memes gatherers from all across the internet, that are sure to make fans laugh and love Aang and the gang even more.

She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. ...

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less...

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor