Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports Quotes

“And there won’t be any TV or cable because all the people will be dead!” I was on a roll now. “So our only entertainment will be Gazzy singing the constipation song! And there won’t be amusement parks and museums and zoos and libraries and cute shoes! We’ll be like cavemen, trying to weave clothes out of plant fibers. We’ll have nothing! Nothing! All because you and the kids want to kick back in a La-Z-Boy during the most important time in history!” I was practically frothing at the mouth. Fang looked at me. “So maybe we should sign you up for a weaving class. Get a jump on all those plant fibers.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“lips touched mine. His mouth was warm and firm, his hand gentle on my neck. I’d kissed him once before, when I thought he was dying on a beach. But that had lasted a second. This was… going on and on. I realized I was getting dizzy, and then realized it was because I hadn’t taken a breath yet. It seemed like an hour before we broke apart. We were both breathing raggedly, and I stared into his eyes as if I would find answers there. Which of course I didn’t. All I saw was the dancing flames of our small fire.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“(http:maximumride.blogspot.com). Not that he’s self-absorbed and trendy or anything. Nope, not him.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!” Gazzy barked. Then the five of us were laughing—literally in the face of death.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“The Voice finally had something constructive to say and not just more fortune-cookie crap.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“My mom had a soft heart after all! Instead of being chained by both wrists, we were only chained by one ankle!”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“That I’m nothing? That I’m not a person? That you can do anything you want to me and it’s okay? You’re so full of it! But you’re wrong. I know that I do matter. I am important”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports