Cartoonist's Book Camp Quotes

“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Absence makes the mind go yonder.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I love objectivity when mine.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I forgot what I was going to think.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I couldn't stop so I quit.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“If the mind fits, shrink it.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Don't hold grudges. Life's too long.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“First, let me finish. Then interrupt.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“The glass is completely full...of shit.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Build the prisons and they will commit the crimes.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“It's a free country." Inmates once bought this. That's why they're inmates.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Life is short unless agony is long.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“That's art. Nothing is for everybody.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“War makes persons special, peoples cheap.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Suicide solves midlife crises.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I've been coerced into free will.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Sometimes the first insanity is the worst insanity. Sometimes it's the only one. Sometimes that's good news. Sometimes it's bad news.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I assume therefore I think I think yet still don't know a goddamn thing.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp