Half-Off Ragnarok Quotes

“Australia. The only continent designed with a difficulty rating of “ha ha fuck you no.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“ALL GLORY TO THE SCIENCE RULES OF SCIENCE!”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Being smart isn't good enough. You need to be educated, and you need to be open-minded, and you need to remember that what you don't know can most definitely hurt you.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Rules only matter if everyone understands them, agrees to them, and can be trusted not to break them. Bearing these irrefutable facts in mind, rules never matter at all.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Let's go commit senseless acts of science.”
― seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“If you find something you truly love, stick with it. There's nothing else in this world that will make you half as happy. There's nothing else that will make you half as miserable, either, but you can't have one without the other.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Lindworms are a sign of a healthy ecosystem,” I said, straightening. “Now let’s get out of here before the healthy ecosystem eats us.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. It's much easier to be brave when you don't believe that the monster under your bed is real.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Try your best. That's always been good enough for the people who love you.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“I told them you almost certainly were not a serial killer, and that they were being horribly sexist by assuming that of the two of us, only you were capable of committing murder. That may have been a tactical error—it got me rather a lot more questioning that I hadn’t exactly been planning on.” “Well, yes. It’s usually unwise to tell the police you could be a serial killer if you really, really wanted to.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Expectations are dangerous things. They've probably killed more people than any creature or cryptid you care to name.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Love doesn't care what you want. Love doesn't care if it's convenient. Love pursues its own agenda, and there's no bullet in the world that can take it down. More's the pity.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Yes, that’s a brilliant idea. Choose the career path most likely to lead to an early, painful death, and you’re sure to find job satisfaction.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Once upon a time there was a little boy who lived with monsters, and the monsters swore that they would never hurt him, because even monsters dream of living happily ever after.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“It was easier than I expected, maybe because I was too angry and too afraid to really pay attention to what I was doing. Things are always easy when you refuse to let yourself remember how dangerous they are.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Hell hath no fury like a centuries-old organisation of zealots scorned.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Grandma married him because he was the first man she’d ever met who wasn’t affected by her telepathy. This is the sort of thing that Internet dating sites never have a field for.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“The trouble with the word ‘monster’ is that it’s very much in the eye of the beholder. Show me a monster, and I’ll show you a man who just didn’t know how to explain himself to you.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“At least that would be a new disgusting swamp experience, instead of a disgusting swamp experience I'd already had several times that day.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Respect is rarely the thing that gets you killed.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Animals were more adept than humans at knowing when there was danger close by them. Better senses of smell, better instincts, and less arrogance”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Never surprise any member of a venomous species with a home visit. It’s not only rude, it’s potentially hazardous to your health.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Try your best. That’s always been enough for the people who love you.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Alex would make a terrible Martian,' said Sarah. 'He doesn’t have a giant laser and he’s not planning an Earth-shattering kaboom.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Underestimate the power of gravity, if you like; underestimate how many bullets you’ll need to take out a chimera. But never, if you value your life, underestimate what a parent will do for the sake of preserving a child.' —Alexander Healy”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“There is a moment, just before the bullet hits, just before the serpent strikes, when you will realize that your life is about to change forever, and not in a good way. That is the moment when you will try to make a bargain with God.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“I think most things through, even when it might be better not to.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Playing fair is for people who don’t mind playing to lose.' —Kevin Price”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“Sometimes I think things would be a lot easier to deal with if I didn’t think so damn much.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok

“I woke up and I didn’t know who I was, so I came down here so I could find me.”
― Seanan McGuire, Half-Off Ragnarok