Dentists Quotes
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“Stacy can choke on store-bought sugar cookies like the rest of us. Why's he even bringing them? They're dentists. They should be eating celery.”
― You Deserve Each Other
― You Deserve Each Other
“One out of ten dentists agree: This book of duck quotes helps fight Gingivitis. Maybe tomorrow I’ll ask nine more dentists.”
― One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production
― One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production
“Do you know why people hate the dentist? Visit this blog to get the detailed report on dentist and why people hate to go their nearest dentist. A study published in health affairs found people are more likely to forego dental health because of cost than any other type of health care.”
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“Nine out of ten dentists recommend my duck-soup-flavored toothpaste. Finally, a toothpaste that was designed to be paired with orange juice. It also goes well with red wine, if you like to start your morning off that way.”
― BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight
― BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight
“He was a curious boy. He wanted to be a dentist, a pragmatic choice. Teacher, doctor, preacher, undertaker. What a colored boy can aspire to in a world like this. Colored people always got bad teeth, always got a soul needed tending. Always dying.”
― The Intuitionist
― The Intuitionist
“I don’t trust dentists. Well, I don’t trust nine out of ten of them.”
― Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast
― Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast
“Do you suffer from constipation? Ask your doctor if prison is right for you. Nine out of ten dentists recommend.”
― Powdered Saxophone Music
― Powdered Saxophone Music
“I grinned, revealing the gap where my left incisor had been prior to a nasty encounter with a man who thought that running a zombie dog fighting ring would be a great way to spend his twilight years. Ben alwasy says I'd be more photogenic and pull better ratings if I got it fixed, but Ben can stuff it. I don't have the time or patience to mess around with dentures and bridges, and given the odds and how I tend to do my job, I'll probably be a zombie someday. Being a zombie with unbreakable titanium implants in my mouth seems like an asshole thing to do.”
― Feedback
― Feedback
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