Dentistry Quotes

“You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist?”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

“It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that had developed the dental profession.”
― Elisabeth Tova Bailey, The Sound of a Wild Snail Eating

“First dentistry was painless.
Then bicycles were chainless,
Carriages were horseless,
And many laws enforceless.
Next cookery was fireless,
Telegraphy was wireless,
Cigars were nicotineless,
And coffee caffeineless.
Soon oranges were seedless,
The putting green was weedless,
The college boy was hatless,
The proper diet fatless.
New motor roads are dustless,
The latest steel is rustless,
Our tennis courts are sodless,
Our new religion--godless.”
― Arthur Guiterman

“I don’t claim to know much: cards, fucking, and dentistry about covers it,” Doc said.”
― Larry McMurtry, The Last Kind Words Saloon

“A man of the mouth, formerly the most oral of surgeons, Henry had the habit of giving his lady patients laughing gas, putting them out, then fiercely fucking them, while tugging on their wisdom teeth. His getting caught was a slip of the tongue, so to speak. While he was buried deep in a muff, some sharp thing slipped, and his prize patient, Mrs Mavis Gilette, woke to find a harpoon hole in her cheek and her lost licker languishing on the floor.”
― A.M. Homes, The End of Alice

“Mr. Sambridge possessed a remarkably good mouthful of natural teeth for someone his age, whether ritually maintained or expensively corrected I could not tell.

As someone who has spent hours of agony strapped down in Dr. Frankenstein's chamber of dental horrors in Farrington Street, I could only respect—and hate—anyone who still possessed such a spotless set of choppers.”
― Alan Bradley, Thrice the Brinded Cat Hath Mew'd

“If you want to be heard, become a dentist.”
― Neel Burton

“Man sollte auch hinter den Ofen gehen und sich den Zahn nach rückwärts über den Kopf werfen mit den Worten: „Maus, gib mir deinen eisernen Zahn. Ich werde dir meinen Knochenzahn geben.“ Danach bleiben die übrigen Zähne gesund.”
― James George Frazer, The Golden Bough

“A biologist with a history of tooth decay invents a symbiotic microbe which lives in the human mouth and feeds by cleaning our teeth. It secreted calcium, which is poisonous to it, controlling its growth and preventing it from eating the teeth themselves. So this guy, he wants to spread the thing to the world, but it'd never fly, FDA and human squeamishness and all, so he becomes a party animal. He throws wild partys at the lab, kisses female grad students, where's, babies. He backwashes in sodas left on tables. He bums drags of cigarettes. He grants humanity eternally clean and healthy teeth but dies of a terrible cocktail of STDs.”
― James Curcio, Join My Cult!

“Smiling is Fun With Healthy Teeth & Gums”
― prof. Dr. ninad moon

“No One Can Take Our Smiles Away When Dental Decay is Kept Miles Away”
― Pro. Dr. Ninad Moon

“No One Can Take Our Smiles Away When Dental Decay is Kept Miles Away”
― Prof. Dr. ninad moon

“A new survey of recreational scuba divers reported that 41 percent people face dental problems from scuba diving. From most of the people suffer with a pain from the increased pressure underwater, but some people experienced loosened crowns or cracked fillings. And an unhealthy tooth under water could face much more dental problems. If you are suffering from tooth pain or need an emergency dentist contact Dental Made Easy in Forest Hills, Cedarhurst, Rego Park, and Greenpoint NY.”
― Dental Made Easy

“I am smart, I am brave, I can do just anything. I believe and I receive, right now faith is what I need”
― Ashley N. Thompson, Ella's Greatest Adventures

“Some people have rubbed salt into some people’s wounds by punching out their false teeth.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The darker the skin, the whiter seem yellow teeth.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Ice-cream?” asked Mitchell.
“Oh, thank you! I have sensitive teeth and it must be served cold, icy.. Just like the misfortunes of life.”
― Noha Alaa El-Din

“Pardip Sansi Tooth Care

Perri Sansi In addition, we have to observe that there is not a very marked deterioration in our filaments in a short time. This may be an indication that we are not performing a correct brushing technique or that we are not taking proper care of our brush.

How do you know how often to change your toothbrush?
In order not to get confused with how often to change the toothbrush or head, there are those who program alarms on their mobile or do it, for example, with each change of season.

Pardip Sansi They are ways of reminding ourselves that we have to change our toothbrush and give it importance. If we do not realize it, the moment passes and, each time we brush them, we are losing effectiveness. This poor quality brushing affects our dental hygiene.

It is also important to note that it should be replaced after suffering from a viral or bacterial infection, regardless of not having reached the time for its periodic renewal.

By following these small recommendations, we will be helping to avoid future pathologies such as cavities or periodontal disease. A change of toothbrush on time costs nothing and saves big headaches. They can complicate our lives in the future and they can involve much more expense, in addition to aesthetic and health problems.”
― Pardip Sansi

“To prevent progression of tooth decay you can look at nutrients like vitamin D, vitamin K2, make sure you are closing your mouth in sleep, try using tooth mousse, and try having cheese after high sugar foods. Cheese neutralizes saliva and neutralizes sugar.”
― Vijaya Molloy