Horse jokes

I'm about to wax poetic about the ups and downs of horse ownership. Prepare yourselves... I hate the way you poop all day. I hate the price of all that hay. I hate the way you roll in the mud, after I’ve spent hours removing that crud. I hate how sometimes you stomp and snort,...

Ah, if only our equine partners could understand language and possessed verbal skills. While I'm positive I'd rather not have to hear how measly their rations are or how they'd prefer not to work today thank-you-very-much, it would be nice if we could just explain to them verbally exactly what we're trying to get them to do. I'm sure it would clear up quite a bit for all of us involved. ;) horse quotes #horses

As equine clicker trainer this meme always cracks me up. I am very visual (a great skill to imagine how training will go) and I know lots of farriers out these are still very traditional. 2. About …

An Amish Lady Driving Her Horse-Drawn Buggy Is Pulled Over By The Police“I'm not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy.. #funny, #joke, #humor

True!!!!

Funny horse jokes, dumb horse puns, and a healthy round of "horse walks into a bar" jokes that are guaranteed to cause unbridled laughs. #funny #humor #jokes #horsejokes #LOL

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