User:Major Despard

The Mysterious Major Despard "Your shirt is so... so..." "Budget?" – Alexander Newton Kidgell and Billy J. Flynn This user enjoys writing. Music This user plays the flute. Idea This user is singin' a capella. Books This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players". Quoth this user, "Nevermore." Opfern This user frolicked through a pastry plain, but danger lingered near... AC This user went and hanged themself, and then there were none... TV and Movies This user knows how to stop an exploding man. LOST This user is not one of them. "So... you got any milk?" This user doesn't want a snuffed torch in Survivor. TGYH This user thanks God you're here! This user is a Dark Lord of the Sith. PotC This user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request. O.G. This user is past the point of no return. V This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them... LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films. CoN You're here because this user turned you in... for sweeties. Are you watching closely? Games This user has a thing for meeple. This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick. Murder... This user thinks that murders go wonderfully with dinner.

This is the User page of the little known and rather mysterious Major Despard. While it is highly improbable that you will ever know Major Despard's real name, some very clever people may be able to slowly decipher it. This user, along with Queen Nutmeg, wishes for more information about The Opfern Chronicles to be known.

• Dogs - especially my little Buddy.
• Authors/Books - J.R.R. Tolkien, Garth Nix, Agatha Christie, C.S. Lewis, Morton, Moyse and Smith and many, many, many more...
• Games - Cluedo, Monopoly, Pictionary
• TV - Survivor, Lost, Heroes, Cold Case, Thank God You're Here, Spicks and Specks
• Weasels - unless they look more like slugs with legs and a large nose tumor.

• Heretic Texts - See: The Da Vinci Code (or anything else by Dan Brown for that matter)
• Big Brother - A perverted, and very twisted way to waste an evening - or late night.

You may or may not have noticed that at the top of my userbox there is a quote. This quote may often change. You may or may not care about this. Whether you care or not, here is a list of previous quotes sorted by that person who said them.

Skye Chipperfield

• "Equality is Communism. Support Dictatorship!"

Coralie Denovan

• "The one who smokes water."
• "I'm a chipmunk. Meeoow!"
• "Absolutely quite."

A. J. Fidge

• "The best thing Hitler did was give out lollipops."
• "You soiled the lollies!"
• "I'm so psyched for Judgement Day!"

David Fihelly

• "We'll have the convention on my muscles."

Billy J. Flynn

• "I don't want that! It's a trump card!"
• "You will have three-and-thirty children... all of unconfirmed gender!"
• "Help me! I'm in an unfavourable situation!"
• "Your shirt is so... so..." "Budget?" (with Alexander Newton Kidgell)

Ellen Alice Jackson

• "We swam in the beach!"
• "You're a boy. I need a real friend."
• "If humans ever achieve immorality, they'll have to stop having children."

Ferrers Mirams

• "Uruk-hai can't ride orcs."
• "Draw me a painting now!"

Alexander Newton Kidgell

• "Is your sprayjacket waterproof?"
• "A 'galiant' effort!"
• "A queen just spawned in my hand."
• "Your shirt is so... so..." "Budget?" (with Billy J. Flynn)

Wikiprojects This user participates in WikiProject Film. This user is a participant in WikiProject Novels. Narnia This user is a member of the Chronicles of Narnia task force. This user is a member of the WikiProject Television Heroes task force.

Specific

• Shasta (Narnia) - Adopted page, as part of WikiProject:Narnia.
• How to Host a Murder - Finish 'episode' details and ensure all-round perfection.

General

• Expand on the current lack of information for The Keys to the Kingdom.
• And The Old Kingdom Trilogy.
• And the vast number of Agatha Christie books.

• Mister Monday
• The Interceptor
• Masquerade (song)
• The Gospel Project
• Userboxes