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David Rooney:
A.K.A:Box
Roonboss The big cheese
In the oxford englih dictionary,'ROONEY'is described as meaning "devoid of moisture" as in "that cat is Rooney" or "a mass gathering of yellow A4 pages", as in "a rooney of yellow A4 pages"
The word ROONEY is actualy prenounced [IS-GAY] And word David is prenounced [DAY-VID]
AND NOW A BRIEF HISTORY OF DAVID ROONEY
Rooney, originaly called "THAT GUY IN THE BUSHES" moved to Ireland from planet Aszlek in the ballysadare sector. He then trekked on a sace cammel to Ballisodare,Sligo, Ireland. Since then he has had nothing but success, using his space gold to buy stock in the fast growing horse porn industry(see film "stallion farm 4,secrets of the sadle")