UnusualGazelle

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Welcome... TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN!

Not really, it's my userpage. Hope you like it here. You probably won't, but you probably won't hate it here either. That's good enough.

General

Name: Han (Surname withdrawn for privacy reasons)
Location: Sandiacre, Nottinghamshire/Derbyshire (Depending on source), People's Republic of Soviet Britain, and it's all mighty ruler Gordon Stalin
Ethnicity: Chinese
Gender: Male
School: George Spencer Foundation School and Technology College
Age: 14
Hobbies: Speaking to watermelons.
Personality: What is this personality you speak of?
Alter-ego/Sockpuppet: The Stig, Banksy, Jack the Ripper, Robert Mugabe's psychiatrist, User:Willy on Wheels, Jimmy Wales, Zombie Jesus and finally: User:UnusualGazelle
WTF?: Yes, that's me.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

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My Userboxes

It is 00:44:51 on November 14, 2024, according to the server's time and date.

This user is from the United Kingdom.

en-GB

This user is a native speaker of British English.

en-GB
-5

This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

ASCII-0

This user does not understand ASCII.

pig-1

Isthay userway isway ableway otay ontributecay ithway away asicbay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.

IntS-0

This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

ubx-n

This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

dlph-N

Sree'ook kkkk'kk eee ack.

@#$!-0

This user doesn't use profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, or expletives.

這個用戶認為漢字簡化並無增添或破壞漢字之美。
这个用户认为汉字简化并无增添或破坏汉字之美。
This user thinks that simplification neither ruined nor increased the beauty of Chinese characters.

prog-0

This user does not know how to program.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

~~they~~
he or she

This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

UK

This user uses British English.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).

This user knows that penguins are evil!

This user tends to like chicken, a little bit too much.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

User:Xenocidic/UBX/Mandrill

This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin.

This user is not a pet owner.

This user thinks you can't trade with animals (but you can offer a home).

User:Carrera/Userbox/Cargeek

No License

This user doesn't have a
driver's license.

This user loves the look of the Aston Martin DB9.

User:Carrera/Userbox/R8

This user loves
HONDA CIVIC

User:Carerra/Userbox/Vantage User:Carerra/Userbox/Pronounciation User:Carerra/Userbox/Phantom User:Carerra/Userbox/Imprezahate User:Carerra/Userboxes/Age63

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

T

This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

@

This user can be reached by email.

This user uses Google Maps.

This user never reads anything useful on a blog—ever.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

G

This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

G

This user prefers Google over Yahoo.

Y

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user's Internet service provider is Virgin Media.

This user contributes using a PC.

n

This user uses a nVidia {{{1}}} graphics card in their PC.

This user still remembers these.

No iPod

This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user loves food in moderation.

This user is an omnivore.

This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple.

Template:User Sausages Template:User tofu Template:User Yorkshire pudding

This user eats bananas.

This user likes
muesli.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user couldn't care less about potato skins

This user eats fish.

This user prefers white chocolate

H₂O

This user drinks water regularly.

Tea > Coffee

User:Jonjonbt/Coke

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user loves
Chinese cuisine.

You just lost The Game.

GAME

This user plays "the Game".

NW

This user plays NumberWang.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is a checkers player.

This user enjoys chess.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

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This user plays various breakout-style games

This user is a sim racer.

This user is interested in the Victorian period.

This user is a Symbolist.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.

This user is interested in the French Revolution.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

${\frac {?}{0}}$

This user can divide by zero.

This user prefers the metric system.

User:Uaxuctum/Userboxes/Binary

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

This user knows by heart the first 9 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user plays the piano.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

WMP

This user contributes while using Windows Media Player.

User:Louis88/Loituma Girl

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is interested in space sciences.

This user is awed by the Earthrise photo from Apollo 8.

This user is glad that Pluto isn't a planet.

98

This user is supportive of the new definition of planet.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user is interested in Paleontology.

This user supports protection of the environment.

Ps

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

Ps-n

This user is really good at Adobe Photoshop.

This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user uses BitTorrent.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.

MS Office

This person uses
Microsoft Office.

Office

This user is using
Microsoft Office XP or higher.

NULL LOL

This user has absolutely no life. +

This user prefers color photography.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user has visited Italy.

This user has visited France.

This user would like to visit USA.

This user has visited 0 of the 50 United States.

0

This user's species is a Homo Sapiens.

Human

This user admires all expressions of nature.

This user is interested in politics.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user does not support the Communist Party of China.

This user supports the
Official Monster
Raving Loony Party

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilisation in between." – Oscar Wilde

"All the thoughts of a turtle are turtle." – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The secret to creativity is to know how to hide your sources." – Albert Einstein

"There is only one difference between a madman and me, I am not mad." – Salvador Dali

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user enjoys the works of
Charles Dickens.

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

R.H.

This user is a fan of Rubeus Hagrid.

M

This user is a muggle.

DON'T PANIC

This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

User:Louis88/ChuckNorris

Woohoo!

This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!

V

This user's TV service provider is Virgin Media.

BBC

This user supports the BBC.

You

This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.

~~fan-3~~

This user wholeheartedly believes that Big Brother is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.

PHILIP J. FRY

This user is his own grandfather.

BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ

Bite this user's shiny metal ass!

BUREAUCRAT HERMES CONRAD

This user is anal 78.36% of the time.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

ABE

This user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!

CBG

This is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!

SC	This user wonders what's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off.

DR
TV

"As a result, the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il announcified that he would be resumerating their nucular program."

LB

Britain! Britain! Britain!

CT

This user ain't even bovvered.

8.4

This user is Numberwang!

8/10

8 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."

MTW

This user likes to Mock the Week.

NMTB

This user has taken part in an identity parade.

QI

This user is Quite Interesting.

Room 101

This user wants to put Reality TV into Room 101.

TV B

This user knows there's only one way to find out…FIGHT!

This user's other car is a TARDIS.

Template:User Fox News Sucks

news

The only reality show this user watches is the news.

This user is The Stig.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

TGYH

This user thanks God you're here!

This user has walked with the dinosaurs.

This user has walked with the beasts.

This user has walked with the Monsters.

Template:User Secondary School

This user enjoys the subject of astronomy.

This user can not lick his/her own elbow.

This user is Dangerous When Wet. Ensure that this user does not have a shower!

This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is against smoking.

Template:User Blood Donor times

Han

This user has an unusual name! It is Han!

This user is a male.

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

User:Bennelliott/UBX/age

這個用戶是華人。
这个用户是华人。
This user is of Chinese ethnicity.

華夏兒女

sibs-0

This user is an only child on their mother's side.

This user is friends with OlliffeObscurity.

This user is friends with Cheese cake eater.

This user is friends with Chris171.

This user is friends with Sadiato.

atheos

This user is an atheist.

This user is not religious.

Google

This user believes in googlism

This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.

Fry

Like Philip J. Fry, I'm my own grandpa.

00:00

This user uses 24-hour time.

This user lived in Phanerozoic eon Cenozoic era Quaternary period Holocene epoch

The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.

:(

This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.

This little tag you are reading is a userbox.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

Userboxes Rock!

This user is a userbox!

This user loves userboxes!

This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.

This user over-uses userboxes.

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This is a cell-sized userbox.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user is a Libran.

This user was born in the Year of the Dog.

狗

This user knows how to
Find x.

sar-2

This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.

than
then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

This user is a big fan of ostriches.

This user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.^†

WP:UA

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

They Are Coming...

This user loves
Alfa Romeo.

This user owns a Bugatti Veyron in their dreams.

User:Carerra/Userbox/Gallardo

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

=D

This user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.

All your base are belong to this user.

{\frac {a}{0}}

OH SHI–

lol wut

Obvious statement is obvious.

DAMN!

This user's computer is CRAPPY!

This user is against cyberbullying.

This user uses Google Maps.

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

(well duh!)

Scr Res

This user contributes at 1024x768 resolution.

@

This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

This user uses MSN Messenger.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This userbox is flavoured like Chocolate Rain, and is special edition! Make up some cool new flavours of your own!

User:Theunicyclegirl/dontdrink

This user enjoys playing Sudoku.

Diff M

This user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user loves RMS Titanic.

SI

This user uses the metric system and loves it.

This user enjoys ambient music.

This user is a fan of Daft Punk.

This user has become Numb.

MUSE

This user will be chasing a Starlight.

Queen

Any way the wind blows, nothing really matters to this user.

F

This user likes the song "Handlebars", by Flobots.

Q

This user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

This user is a pessimist.

This user believes in logic.

This user believes that all men are created equal.

This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user has an Allotment

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

This user believes "There is grandeur in this view of life..."

This user prefers warm weather.

This user did not participate in the Earth Hour event.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

This user uses their web browser to read their emails.

This user plays ping pong.

This user is interested in motorsports.

This user supports Formula One.

GP

The first Grand Prix this user watched was the 2008 Malaysian Grand Prix.

This user supports McLaren Mercedes.

This user is a Lewis Hamilton fan.

This user is a Heikki Kovalainen fan.

This user is a Jenson Button fan.

This user is a Rubens Barrichello fan.

This user is a fan of Robert Kubica.

This user is a fan of Jarno Trulli.

WEB

This user is a fan of Mark Webber.

This user is a David Coulthard fan.

This user is a fan of Nico Rosberg.

This user is a fan of Takuma Sato.

This user knows nothing about New South Wales.

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user wants to visit Antarctica.

WIB?

This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?

This user is rated 12.

AC

This user went and hanged themself, and then there were none...

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user's Patronus is a owl.

This user is on constant vigilance.

This user knows The Question to the Ultimate Answer, but isn't going to tell you.

This Twilighter supports Team Edward and the vampires.

This user thinks Steven Spielberg is the greatest director of all time.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

300

Tonight this user dines in hell!

300

THIS IS WIKIPEDIA!!!!!

This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.

This user doesn’t expect you to talk. This user expects you to die!!

This user loves the Toy Story series.

This user is very excite!.

This user "has come to America to make movie-film".

This user is from the planet Earth.

Soylent Green is People!

This user will be back.

This user is out there,
they can't be bargained with,
they can't be reasoned with,
they don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

This user has a
cunning plan, my lord.

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

TV H

This user's TV Heaven would be Top Gear.

Dr. Who

This user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.

This user looks at a screwdriver and thinks "ooh, this could be a little more sonic!"

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.

This user has been Chased by the Sea Monsters.

This user enjoyed watching Planet Earth.

G

This user does not like Mondays.

>_<

This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

Politics: from Poli (Greek) meaning many and Ticks (English) meaning blood sucking creatures.

User:Eternal dragon/Userboxes/Strong AntiLeader

This user believes that movie stars and celebrities should stick to what they're good at, not become politicians.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user is in favor of gun control.

This user supports gender equality.

PC	This user believes political correctness was created in good intentions, but is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user supports the United Nations.

This user wants all states of Europe to join the EU.

This user supports the European Union.

Your victory inspires us. Things that seemed impossible become feasible.

This user thinks
Morgan Tsvangirai is a hero.

This user has social anxiety.

This user is short-sighted.

This user is left-handed.

This user has black hair.

This user has brown eyes.

This user is an explosive.

This user enjoys the events that unfold in the FIFA World Cup.
Bring on 2026!

This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

Your company's logo goes here.

This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!

This user likes to watch colorful tennis balls bounce up & down.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.

Existent

"it"

This user prefers being called it.

iGen

This user is a member of the iGeneration

∞

This user is an ageless immortal.

This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.

This user lives in the
East Midlands.

EM

2	This user has set foot in 2 continents of the world.

6

This user has visited 6 of the 205 countries in the world.

This user enjoys the subject of Design.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user lives in the
European Union.

This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.

Dec 25

This user's favorite holiday is Christmas.

It is approximately 12:44 AM where this user lives.

day

Today is Thursday.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user is a Libran.

This user was born in the Year of the Dog.

狗

This user is one in 48,260,666.

This user has been a member of Wikipedia since 9 March 2008.

This user scored 1662 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 212695408).

This user is a member on the English Wikipedia.

User:JohnnyMrNinja/Lame password

This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?

Chicago,
Illinois

This user thinks articles about large U.S. cities should follow the "City, State" format, not just "City".

This user thinks that Wikipedia is the best thing since sliced bread. ±

Flexible

This user deals with edits, deletion, and creation of pages individually instead of unilaterally and encourages others to do so.

This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.

1+

This user has made more than 1 contribution to Wikipedia.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

_

This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

This user believes that it is destiny you saw their user page.

This user is standing behind you.


	Please Sign Your Posts

—	This user has NO personality.

W

This user is a Wikipedian.
This is the only userbox.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user supports the use of ridiculously huge userboxes

This user has found a userbox that does not offend anybody in any way.

END

This user has no more userboxes.

The Loop

Main Article: Redundancy

Userbox Count

393 as of December 27, 2008. (Get in! If anyone would like to do a recount they're more than welcome to. Is there a leaderboard?)

FAQ

How long did it take you to do that Hypnotoad thing?
A: No time at all, I just entered it in one of those generators on the internet.

Are you really the Stig?
A: .... --- .-- / -.. .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- ..- -... - / -- -.-- / ... - .. --. -. . ... ... .-.-.-

Why? Just why?
A: Because I said so.

Do you know who I am?
A: Richard Curtis?

Why would I be Richard Curtis?
A: You have a glint in your eye.

But you've never seen my eye?
A: Or have I? Or have I...

No.
A: Oh. Sorry then. My mistake.

Do you know the Muffin man?
A: Yes, he lives on Drewberry Lane. We go back a long way.

How can you splazigate my groderonts?"
A: Er, sorry?

Do you know why I called you here?
A: Please my lord! I know nothing about the clogged up drainpipes! I swear!

You clogged up the drainpipes?!
A: Er... no.

Can I just say that you really are odd for a 14 year old?
A: Yes, I'm a bit odd, but the fact that I use proper spelling and grammar does not make my name Sir Winston Diggleby Bufton-Tufton Alfred Duke of Northumberland PhD.

Why do you have so many userboxes?
A: Why not?

What kind of answer is that?
A: A good one.

How is that a good answer?
A: Because I said it was.

Can you make more Formula One season reviews?
A: I think you've got the wrong person.

LOLwut?
A: Welcome to my world.

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? IS IT A MONSTER?
A: You need to start trying to avoid this static abuse.

But if you're both WoW and Jimmy Wales, then that means Jimmy Wales = Willy on Wheels! Impossible! Is it?
A: Stranger things have happened.

No they haven't?
A: Yes they have. I call myself Jimmy on Wheels.

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