Dr. Sunglasses

This user does not have a fancy user page because he believes his time is better spent editing Wikipedia articles, but he admits he couldn't resist adding some userboxes to his page.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

infinitive

This user has no opinion about split infinitives.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

~~mankind~~

This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

WinXP

Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Gentoo Linux.

This user contributes using
GNU nano.

64

This user uses an x86-64 processor.

C-4

This user is an expert C programmer.

C++-4

This user is an expert C++ programmer.

Java-4

This user is an expert Java programmer.

Lua

This user can program in Lua.

rb-3

This user is an advanced Ruby user.

css-4

This user is an expert Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-4

This user is an expert HTML user.

prog-N

This user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.

You just lost The Game.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user prefers the Wii.

This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

P

This user prefers to side with the Protoss.

...

This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

gk

This user is a geek.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

All your base are belong to this user.

BOOK

This user is working on publishing a book.

This user repairs links to disambiguation pages.