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Gramma Theme Song Takeover was the first Theme Song Takeover short having Alice singing the theme song, telling Cricket and Tilly how much better they have it these days and describing all the challenges of her childhood.
Intro[]
Bill: C'mon, family! It's theme song time! Places!
Cricket: Oh, man! Again?!
Tilly: Fame is a heavy burden, brother.
Gramma: You ungrateful imps! You don't know how good you gots it! That's why this time, I'm takin' over the theme song!
Cricket: Uhh...I don't know if that's such a good idea, Gramma.
Gramma: Didn't you read the sign?! One, two, three, four!
Lyrics[]
Back in my day life was tough
We didn’t have phones or modern stuff
I rode to school ten miles on a beaver
There were no meds when I got swamp fever
I never complained as I was-
Driving before there were brakes
Sharing baths with poison snakes
I worked in the mine,
And brushed my teeth with a porcupine
(rhythmically spits out quills)
Outro[]
Cricket: Whoa!
Tilly: Oh, my gosh. Gramma...
Gramma: Now, go do your theme song and be grateful!
Cricket, Tilly: Yes, Gramma!!/Right away!!
Gramma: (to the viewers) And you -- you be grateful, too! 'Cause I ain't doin' this again! Now, GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!
End card[]
Cricket: Okay, Gramma! Now that your video's over, it's time to let folks know that they should like and share it.
Gramma: But I hate sharin'! What's mine is mine!
Cricket: Well, can ya at least tell 'em to subscribe to see more takeover videos?
Gramma: Subscribe? What, am I sellin' magazines?
Cricket: Oh, my goodness...
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