Shark Island

Photo shoot on a remote island surrounded by sharks with a serial killer on it with them. How is that not fun?

Positives: It does a have a plot.

Negatives: The acting is bad but that's not unexpected. The movie looks cheap all of the time which is a negative but not a death sentence and all of the characters are thinner than a piece of paper.

But still. Creative kills, entertaining action and this could still be fine enough. It isn't. The kills are not good. A lot of things happen off screen and the characters are so insufferable that you really want to see interesting kills and you don't. Oh yeah, and there's a lot of dialogue. A lot.

The worst part is that the "hero" character is the most insufferable one out of the bunch, which is saying something, and yeah the ending is not satisfying whatsoever. If this movie set you up to hate everybody and then just ended in a bloodbath wouldn't be a 1. There is no payoff. It is just annoying and bad.