The Back-up Plan (2010)
Alex O'Loughlin: Stan
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Quotes
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Baby Store Sales Clerk : [Looking at baby strollers] It's a bit overwhelming huh?
Stan : There are so many and they are so... big!
Baby Store Sales Clerk : Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?
Stan : Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies
Baby Store Sales Clerk : Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses
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Stan : it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!
Playground Dad : The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?
Stan : Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.
Playground Dad : My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so.