The Frighteners (1996)

John Astin: The Judge

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Quotes 

• Judge : [after having sex with a mummy]  I like it when they lie still like that.

• Judge : When a man's jawbone drops off it's time to reassess the situation.

• [about to have sex with a mummy] 

  Judge : There's a reason they call me the "hanging judge".

• Judge : Give it up, Frank! Death ain't no way to make a living!

• Stuart, Bannister's Ghostly Assistant : Come on. You're out of your mind. You're talking about a mythical figure. A pseudo-religious icon from the 12th century.

  Judge : Save your pea brain prattle for the classroom,boy. That was the soul collector and he's been taking people out since time began. He's been going about some dark business here in Fairwater and we ain't nothing but worm bait. When your number's up, that's it.