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Carla Morgan : Hey Virus, I bet you've never made moves like this in your chess club. Wanna screw?
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : [Has an orgasm] Excuse me.
[Virus runs away]
Carla Morgan : [aside to herself] Yeah it was great for me, too.
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Carla Morgan : [to Dags] Wouldn't it be cool to screw in the principal's bedroom?
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Carla Morgan : If I don't get laid tonight, everyone's gonna think I'm a loser. By the way, have you seen those Kennedy boys? I hear they're lots of fun.
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Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Mr. President, maybe Senator Lurman is right. Maybe we are screw ups. We didn't even write the letter to you, Lisa here did. She's an honor student. Now I never got the chance to read it yet, but... well I'm pretty sure that whatever she said about education reform must be really cool!
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : Yeah, you goverment guys have to make sure that future generations of kids get a good education so they... don't end up like us.
Carla Morgan : We're soiled, but it's not too late to save others.
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Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino , Wanda Baker , Reggie Barry , Carla Morgan , Meg Smith , Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : [weakly to Principal Moss after he catches them holding a party in his house] Surprise! Happy birthday...