Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Peter Graves: Captain Clarence Oveur
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Quotes
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Simon : Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Capt. Oveur : Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon : Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Capt. Oveur : Unger.
Unger : Oveur.
Dunn : Oveur.
Capt. Oveur : Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon : Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger : Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn : Yep.
Simon : So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger : Yep.
Capt. Oveur : That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger : So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Capt. Oveur : Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
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Dunn : Uh, Captain, I'm picking up an overheat in the computer core.
Capt. Oveur : How serious is it, Mr. Dunn?
Dunn : Uh, I can't tell sir.
Capt. Oveur : Well you can tell me - I'm the Captain.
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ROC : Voice interface.
Elaine Dickinson : There's an overheat in the core. Please analyze problem.
ROC : There is no apparent overheat.
Elaine Dickinson : Yes, there is, ROC. We read a core overheat. Repeat analysis.
ROC : Analysis confirmed. All systems compute positive.
Elaine Dickinson : Well, not from where I'm sitting they don't!
ROC : Look, Elaine. Cut the "not from where I'm sitting" shit. It must be a human error.
[Elaine turns to the captain]
Elaine Dickinson : Captain, I think we have a computer foul-up!
Capt. Oveur : I see.
Elaine Dickinson : Well, what do you recommend, Captain?
Capt. Oveur : Maybe you'd better run it through the computer.
Elaine Dickinson : But sir, I already have!
Capt. Oveur : Good!
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Capt. Oveur : Well, my goodness, Scraps is a boy dog, isn't he?
Jimmy : Yeah.
Capt. Oveur : Jimmy, do you like it when Scraps holds onto your leg and rubs up and down?
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Capt. Oveur : Jimmy, do you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other in the...?
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Testa : Captain, Mr. Dunn and Mr. Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room!
Captain Clarence Oveur : Both together?
Testa , Elaine Dickinson : [together] Mr. Dunn and Mr. Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room!
Captain Clarence Oveur : Don't panic. Calm down, ladies. Now, are there any other problems?
Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : [races in the cockpit] Captain, we've run out of coffee.
Captain Clarence Oveur : Damn! If I've told them once I've told them a hundred times, store extra coffee!
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Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : Captain, what should we do if the passengers start to panic?
Capt. Oveur : All right, this is the way we're gonna play it.
[pulls out a marker and pad of paper]
Capt. Oveur : Mary, I want you here in case there's a full-cabin press. Testa, you take the aisle here, cover Mary's weak side in case she gets double-teamed.
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess , Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : Right!
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Capt. Oveur : Anti-gravity check.
Dunn : All right.
[presses a button, which causes the crewman in the spacesuit who is listening and moving to the beat of "Car Wash" on his headphones to float in the air]
Dunn : Checks out in positive mode, sir.
Capt. Oveur : Check.
[the spacesuit man is still floating upside down]
Dunn : Checks out in negative mode, sir.
Capt. Oveur : Check.
Dunn : Neutral balance seems all right, sir.
Capt. Oveur : Good, that shall do it.
Dunn : Anti-gravity off, sir.
[Turns off the anti-gravity, causing the spacesuit crewman to fall to the floor]
Capt. Oveur : Hope this weather doesn't give us a problem.
[He sticks his hand out the window to feel the temperature]
Capt. Oveur : Mr. Dunn, what's your temperature reading?
Dunn : [takes thermometer out of his mouth and reads the mercury level] Uh, 98.6 sir.
Capt. Oveur : That sounds normal.
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Dunn : Uh, sir, that overheat is getting worse. I'd better get back into the core and check it out.
Capt. Oveur : Thanks, but I'd rather you check it out, Dunn.
Dunn : Uh, right.
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Elaine Dickinson : Well, just to be on the safe side, should I check the rear data banks?
Capt. Oveur : No. Why don't you check the rear data banks?
Elaine Dickinson : Yes, sir.
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Elaine Dickinson : Captain, I don't think we have any alternatives.
Capt. Oveur : I see. What do you think our alternatives are?
Elaine Dickinson : We have to disconnect ROC's higher brain function without disturbing he's regulatory system.
Capt. Oveur : That computer has a self-defense mechanism, Elaine. Dunn and Unger tried to disconnect it, you heard what happened to them.
Elaine Dickinson : I know. Sucked out.